Best part of the chicken (to eat)

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OptionVotes
breast 18
drumsticks 11
thighs 10
skin 10
eggs 7
wings 7
'oysters' 6
feet 1
heart 1
liver 0
neck 0


test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

IMO drumsticks are one of the greatest joys the world has to offer.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

aaaggghh skin/breast/oysters/eggs how do i choose?

probably eggs, but i feel like they are a ringer and that is unfair.

moved to the Home of Rest For Horses at Speen (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

I love the South Park where they get 'Colonel' and Cartman gets castigated for eating all the skin.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

Skin>Liver>Eggs>Breast>Drumsticks>Other stuff

Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

For years I have been campaigning KFC to sell buckets of skin.

Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

Chicken poll

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

we are soulmates

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

For years I have been campaigning KFC to sell buckets of skin.

― Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, May 13, 2009 5:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

beautiful sentence

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

Also: where the tittays at?

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

ALthough mostly I use legmeat these days. In fact, I should put some rice in birdbroth RIGHT NOW.

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

chicken feet taste pretty good but they have the most horrible texture of any foodstuff I have encountered.

Probaby go for leg or breast.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

have also always wanted to try unlaid eggs.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/07/dining/07eggs.html

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

The more chicken breasts I eat, the less I like them. It's between drumsticks, thighs and aigs.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

yeah eggs is totally messing up the program... outside of that,

drumsticks = thighs > wings

^defense is impregnable (will), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

Where is "the whole thing" option ;_;

My answer is "it depends!" breat meat ftw off of a juicy roast chicken, but breast meat can be rubbery if used in a casserole - thighs are excellent for curries and cacciatore. In fact I made a delicious tomato, chickpea and chicken thigh dish just last night mmmm.

Not a fan of any of the bony parts. There's bones! And gristle! Why do people eat wings? There's no meat on them!

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

For versatility and affordability I'ma go with thighs. Eggs is a cheat, I'm ignoring that ;P

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

crispy crispy skin is my favorite so I voted for that one, but I eat eggs more often.

saudade, Thursday, 14 May 2009 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

Everything except for breasts. And I'm not nuts about the heart, that gristly nugget. Love neck meat, oysters, all the dark juicy bits. Wings! Love to bite the crispy tip off a roasted wing.

Couldn't vote. Too many loves. Liver!

Beth Parker, Thursday, 14 May 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

Hardest poll ever.
hmmmmmmmm...

...legs!

not_goodwin, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

...well drumsticks, you know what i mean.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)

no beak?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

no parson's nose?

bham, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

eww beak?
What next, cows teeth?

not_goodwin, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:46 (seventeen years ago)

You know, I still dont think I'm sure what the oysters and parsons nose is.

Sylvia Blap (Trayce), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

Parsons nose = flappy bits of skin surrounding where the arse was cut out
oysters = two nugget sized bits of solid meat on the back/underside of the bird (and my favourite bit)

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

love the liver but if we're talking meat, it's tough. wings obviously amazing and cheap and gooey etc, breast is hugely overrated, dries up most of the time, but can be good if you get a nice one. legs are pretty good, juicy.

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

oysters - what the French call "les sots l'y laissent" - what the fools leave behind

bham, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)

breast least favourite, or actually maybe heart is - i dont think i've ever had heart. what's it like?

just sayin, Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

Everyone who does not choose thighs is a barbarian.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

^ Not news that I am a barbarian.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

breast is best

some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Breasts are totally decent fried or in a good, juicy roast chicken (somehow a lot of people I know roast a chicken so it comes out drier than the New Mexico summer). Mostly, tho, I don't like them as their 'boneless skinless' incarnation that is used as a wan mockery of meat. I'd rather eat tofu (which I like) than some stringy white meat that tastes like salmonella, if anything.

I'm just saying they get abused a lot. Poor breasts.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

chicken breasts should have nipples, like all other breasts do.

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

Pigeons make 'pigeon milk' from their 'breasts.'

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

thighs are the only way to fly

LaPorta Authority (brownie), Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

voted wings of course, because eggs totally should not be on this poll wtf

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

Mostly, tho, I don't like them as their 'boneless skinless' incarnation that is used as a wan mockery of meat

otm these things are like baby mice...

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

fuck, eggs vs. wings with breasts a distant third...

ian, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

also, boneless skinless breasts are invariable much more expensive than bone-in skin-on breasts. before you even get to the tastiness & juiciness issues.

ian, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

they are seriously vile, maybe borderline acceptable in some kind of stir fry.

proper large sized skin on/boned breasts can be really tasty if you cook them right, but I still favour any other joint. you can make a stew of various other parts of the chicken really cheaply with a bit of lemon juice plus red peppers/chillis/onions and some garlic.

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

It is surprisingly difficult to find boneful, skinful wings chicken breasts for sale.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

really???? i can find em at probably 4/5 super markets within walking distance of me. this is brooklyn though not the suburban/rural west.

ian, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, I guess I mean they require more than a cursory glance at the chicken aisle.

Got a thing of 10 drumsticks thawing out on the kitchen counter right now...I've got one maybe-I'll-try-it recipe lined up but does anyone have any to share? Unfortunately, I don't have a barbeque grill or really anything deep enough to deep fry in.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

since I moved to London I think I'd need to go to a butcher rather than a large supermarket to get boned/winged/skinned chicken breasts. it's shit. in Dublin you can get these huge boned/winged/skinned breasts pretty much anywhere. best over here is skinned boneless, which still are much better than your baby mice..

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

where's the option for bishop's nose?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

at the christian brothers school in ireland circa 1955

Local Garda, Friday, 15 May 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Chicken breast alone is ok if you get a good organic cornfed one and you cook it right. I've found a whole breast comes up nicely if you marinate it for ages first in lemon juice and garlic and then chargrill or panfry it just long enough to cook it. Or bake in a foil parcel with juices (soy sauce and mirin, say) so it steams in its package, also keeping it moist.

Anyone who manages to dry out a roast chook is a fule.

Sylvia Blap (Trayce), Friday, 15 May 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

IMO drumsticks are one of the greatest joys the world has to offer.

+1

(Palm) springs sprungs (Lamp), Friday, 15 May 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

Ick....

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Web/Chicken_Feet_5x7_72_dpi.jpg

Kings of Lygon (SeekAltRoute), Friday, 15 May 2009 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

breast, but with the same provisos offered above (as part of a properly roast whole chicken)

buying pieces seperately: thighs, for pies.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 15 May 2009 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

My husband is a breast man, so I buy the boneless breasts, pound the shit out of them, marinade them in wine, minced garlic, dijon mustard, soy sauce and marmalade, then quickly saute them.

Beth Parker, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

Christ, that picture is nauseating.

My first instinct on seeing this thread title was 'OYSTERS FTW!', so them. Kusod for including them.

Chris in Belfast, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

My two kids and I are dark-meat eaters, so I've always wished they would breed chickens with multiple legs. Cross them with centipedes.

Beth Parker, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

Heh, "kusod". No kudos to me for that.

Chris in Belfast, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:43 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer "kusod."

Beth Parker, Friday, 15 May 2009 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

I included the feets bcz the grocery store nearest me seems only ever to sell the feets. Maybe this is bcz I show up on a Sunday and the other bits are purchased? Seriously, tho, dozens of cellophane-wrapped styrofoam trays of feet.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Friday, 15 May 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

Do you live in the voodoo practitioner part of town?

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 15 May 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

No chicken lips, no cred.

Aimless, Friday, 15 May 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

love a good skin

QE II, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

much better than 'shirts'

Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 11 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

eggs got slept on imo

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 June 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

bad result, chicken breasts are the Coldplay of chicken parts.

sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Friday, 12 June 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

what is the animal collective of chicken parts?

Clay, Friday, 12 June 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

hmm it is probably the neck

sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Friday, 12 June 2009 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

ipso fatso thread has the answer to this thread
omgomg i ate an entire chicken last night - sorry i was too drunk to take photo but it came in a vacuum sealed packaging and you just dump it into a microwave for 4 minutes and woo there it was, and then you can dump it into a bowl of noodles and it becomes fucking tasty. i'm sure i ate loads of bones too as they were all soft like. i wish i had more memories of eating it.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:24 (Yesterday) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

Only six votes for 'oysters'?! Savages!

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 12 June 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

The whole reason I don't eat chicken anymore is because of the skin. I just don't get the whole "eating skin" thing.

I'm Some Guy (u s steel), Friday, 12 June 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

I think if I had to pick, I'd rather eat just the skin than the rest of the chicken.

sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Friday, 12 June 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ OTM

during sunday lunches in uni we invented the best delicacy ever - basically drizzle gravy onto a ball of mashed potato, wrap chicken skin around, put in mouth, bite, sensation.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

voting against breast is understandable, surprise at breast not winning is a little less so

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)


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