DESTROY THE JUMPAROUNDS!!!!!

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I know, I know -- For me to decry yet another children's tv program is old news, but have you seen this stuff? See if you can sit through this without wincing.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

Shamwow Slapchop's younger brother in the yellow jumper needs to go

snoball, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Loads of colors + dancing = all kids need
Annoys parents = what older kids want

StanM, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

There's a difference between annoying parents and making parents want to DESTROY THE EARTH. Seriously, this is the most cloying, insipid bullshit in the world.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

Ok, yellow jumper dude is awful but the rest is pretty darn cute if you ask me.

the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

Yellow jumper dude needs to be taken out back and executed. In terms of the rest of them, they need to be put down too...

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

...especially brunette melismatic girl

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

WE HAD A GREAT DAY IT WAS A SUPER WAY

ice cr?m, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously think this one's about drugs. Lets all pop some E and DANCE.

I really like how their eyebrows reach for the sky. Especially of the brunette. I like the awkward going for Mariah Carey moment. She's trying but there's a sudden silence.

Really don't mind this. This is music for kids, Alex, really, what the hell do you expect? This is happy feel good music.

the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

This is music for kids, Alex, really, what the hell do you expect?

Something better.

This is happy feel good music.

This is crass, idiotic, diluted soma.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

alex, turn off noggin

(hahaha this is on all the fucking time in my house too)

akm, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Were it only that simple.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

It mostly hurts because it further builds the bridge from "Stomp!" to Einsturzende Neubauten.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

OMG you're right. That's it. Enough.

http://i42.tinypic.com/qo9f6u.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

(BTW, remembering only "Michael" "postal" and "broken glasses" is not the best start to finding the above image)

StanM, Sunday, 17 May 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

"Michael" "postal" "broken glasses"

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

snoball, Sunday, 17 May 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

apparently now called "the fresh beat band"

akm, Sunday, 19 July 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

I would like to destroy this thing that is unaccountably not geared toward my tastes and/or sensibilities! How dare this thing, which falls outside the narrow spectrum of what I find acceptable, exist! Fie! Gnash!

The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina. (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

Get Back you Geir!! Get back to where you... um....

Mark G, Sunday, 19 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)


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