So, like, err, KATE TO WIN!... or something

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let it all out. first ever robot woman to win BB?

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex must win. Kate does impressions and that's about it. But, as usual by the final week of BB, it doesn't really matter does it?

― jel --, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! (Or is it Mary)??? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ALEX! *rustles pom poms*

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade Jade Jade, c'mon Jade must win, she has to win

― Davel, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave: no.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kate = keeper of the flame of morwenna banks when still funny
alex = hot
jade = my lovely jade
johnny = the safe option

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

According to some TV poll this morning Jade will win!!!

― Davel, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahahah Mark sounds like Herr Lipp! Ah Jade Jade my very own Jade... how are you with a German accent?

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Big Red must win!

Why can't we vote for the chickens? Like, if the chicken wons, then none of them would get any money, which would probably be best all round.

― jel --, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was a GMTV poll that reckoned Jade would win. I have voted for Kate twice by text and may have to spend an evening calling in for her some time this week. I would like her to win so much more than any of the others.

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm disliking Alex the more I watch him, although I am quite impressed with his accordion playing, he was rather bitchy towards Jade again last night by the look of it. Kate is great, seems like a decent girl I wouldn't mind her winning but I want Johnnie to win, good northern lad that he is.

Kate puked last night btw and Jade cleaned it up, bless her.

― chris, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i fear there may be a swing to jade, along the lines of a) she's the most "memorable" (for good or bad) and b) wouldn't it be funny to give 70,000 quid to a child.

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MY LOVELY JADE!!

― herr lip (who is herr lip btw?), Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Allo 'Allo....

Emma is OTM. Alex = too much a snob. Johnny = too much of a knob. Jade = too much of a slob.

― Andrew L, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Herr Lip leauge of gentlemen

― Davel, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kate = too much of a yob

― hey that actually works!! YESS!!, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

blimey mr lip gets around: is he in the good life as well?

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If bloody Jonny wins I will have to mug him, this will be easy as he would not want to make me dislike him by stopping me. It would also give me the opportunity to make some money AND finally get the pleasure of slapping him around.

Saying he should win cos he's a good northern bloke is exactly the kind of working-class hero nonsense that led to Craig's victory in BB1 and I deplore it.

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he's so different to Craig!! What I meant is that he's like loads of people I went to school with (the ones that I liked) He always seems very reasonable to me at least.

― chris, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cabbage is on the money. Jonny is so not like Craig.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I opened this thread by mistake, thinking Hrmmm, what I am winning, what am I winning? Huh?

AND GOT SUCKED INTO THE MINDLESS EVIL THAT IS BIG BROTHER

Ugh! get it off, get it off! How dare you trick me like that. You're all fucking bastards.

― kate, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

KTEE to win!

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yaayy! vote for me! i'll buy you all a curry with my £70,000!

― katie, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm voting for Alex but I've warmed to Kate, she and Jonny both seem alright, nice people etc. Alex however has been consistently the most entertaining contestant and has bounced back from his unfortunate liaison with Tim. He also has just enough reserve to make me like him - he will join in but when he wants to, unlike neurotic funster Jonny. "I'm a funny guy when you get to know me" - he is a prince among men and must win.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonny is a tosser: kate I think is a bit rub, but I'd be happy for either Jade or Alex to win.

― alext, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kate? rub? don't mind if i do! (i am funny)

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't mean Jonny was LIKE Craig, more that if he wins it'll be for similar reasons i.e. good bloke, salt of the earth, blah blah bland boring. Anyway they are both northern so they are mostly the same (JOKE before I get attacked).

Come on Kate!

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am voting for the pinefox

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you know, I think he could win.

― chris, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am hoping Jade wins, because I've been shocked and rather appalled by the vilification of this woman because, it seems, she is not slim and not clever - this is not remotely equivalent to evil, but she's been portrayed with real hatred. It's possible that had I been a viewer of BB I'd hate her too, but as it is I have no reason to dislike her, and I do feel sympathy. I wouldn't recognise any of the others.

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

only if he "finishes " his jubilee piece before voting closes *ahem*

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah it's boring now, who cares who wins, I am switching to "get that fool off my TV and back into their meaningless life" mode a la the Sun in 2 weeks.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THE COWBOY MUST WIN! NOT FEKING CIDA!

― vic, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh BALLS - Jade has a very unpleasant personality which is now irritating to the verge of madness! The majority of people who are saying 'oh you can't vote for her because she is ugly and stupid' I reckon are the ones who are voting her in for exactly the same reasons, ie her stupidity can [sometimes] be amusing in the sense of oh dear GOD I can't stop watching, the horror, the horror. The way she's behaved in the house has been ridiculous and if she won she would have the impression that that way is the way to success when ARSE is it. I can't believe she's still in the cockfarming house! GO AWAY YOU BLOODY MARE.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and as she keeps babbling on about how much she has learnt about herself in the house - will we EVER SEE what she is going on about cos she certainly hasn't changed at all!

Big Brother house = HELL, I ph34r I may haf to avoid it next year.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but there's only one place you CAN avoid it starry!!

"Big Brother requests Sarah to the Diary Room please"
"Sarah that's the Dairy Room"

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah's tirade was necessary and is totally otm.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ro-MINGING more like

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is also the pub.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so says mister sTinker

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sob.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

blimey sarah is UTTERLY correct. jeez come on, allison was "fat" (much bigger than jade) and no-one gave a rat's, cos she seemed like a NICE person (whether she would have carried on being nice had she stayed = another issue entirely i agree). jade is just a self-centred annoying beeeyotch and i have said so before and probably shall do so again util you all throw bricks at me to make me shut up!

― katie, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Most likely: Johnny will win and give the money to 'charity, mun'.
Second most likely: Kate will win and spend the money on mascara and setting up her own business.
Outside chance: Jade will win and buy her mum a house in East Angular, plus a private plane to fly there.
Alex will not win.

― Archel, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I hated Alison too but not cos she was fat, I hated her because she danced and sang and made a nuisance of herself.

If Johnny gives the money to charity I'll be disgusted, I want him to buy a mountain of cigarettes and spend the rest of his life sitting down with a smirk on his face smoking them one after another.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

smirk DO YOU SEE!!

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JONNY MUST WIN. That is all.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dr peter collett said "the biggest surprise is that jade is still in the big brother house" in the final week => i will not, but i cd have devoted a large section of my NOISE essay (which i just "finished" 20 mins ago, barring final read and comments by the narnia phonebuffies) to why this makes the dr an idiot...

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yey go Mark! I bet final version of Noise RoXor.

― alext, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yus. He must share. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shd be up by the end of the week, glitch-watch permitting

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://milhouse.members.pupiline.net/b3ta/leavejadealone.jpg

― Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but Jade isn't thick. I'm sure she's quite clever really. She just has appalling gaps in knowledge.

― jel --, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm with Jel here. What apart from Geography has Jade proved to be thick at?

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She should go because she's petulant, loud, socially selfish and boring - not because she's stupid. (i.e. wot Starry said).

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've voted for KATE. YYYYY-ESSS!
Person with the nicest bottom should win, really. Can't think of a better reason.

― DavidM, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i dont like jonny one bit

― a-33, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but alex has the nicest arse david!!

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What is an "arse david" (and can we eat it)?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wanting her to go for being loud or boring is hardly any better than for her being stupid, I mean she can't change any of these things anymore than her intelligence as percieved by whoever so what's the difference?

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan you can change being loud and boring. Boring is harder. You can change being loud by not talking so loudly/often.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually you can change intelligence too, tho possibly not under strict BB conditions

ppl who have changed somewhat = johnny and alex
ppl who have seemngly not changed = jade and kate

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade is no way thick, but still, saying Portuganese after Alex kept saying Portugese is a bizarre quirk that needs discussion.

Changed as people mark, or changed from how they behaved at the start? I think Alex reacted quite adversely to unfamiliar people, but once he'd gained a bit of power/respect (or more accurately stopped caring whether he didn't have any), he realised he could go back to how I'd imagine he normally is.

― Graham, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was voting for Simon Schama to be thrown off BBC 2, but appear to have missed the point. Again.

― Matt, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She also spelt "station" as "stion", referred to a "boomerang" as a "bangeroo", etc. etc. I don't think I've ever seen anyone more minging & unattractive in my entire life, and I do NOT mean just physically. Someone ought to butcher her and feed her to her family.

― Lek Dukagjin, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That would pull in the ratings!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think it's that easy to change being loud, some people are just loud and it's part of themselves. If Jade wasn't loud, as much as I dislike her, what would be left?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a little tricky to say that things people can't change aren't justifiable reasons for hating them or voting them off Big Brother. The whole idea of the show is that we are judging their personalities, thus everything whether ingrained or deliberately adopted is, sadly, fair game for us vulpine viewers.

― Archel, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree, and it's tricky to say which things can and cannot be changed, ie what is a bad habit or what is a large and engrained part of someone's personality. Also it's difficult to make rules for when it's ok to hate someone and when it isn't anyway.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that's the point!! if it was easy we'd watch something else!! bangeroo is the best word EVAH!! JADE MUST WING!!

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the odds on her are shortening dramatically at the bookies, not bad considering she was at 66/1 not too long ago.

I smell a fix.

― chris, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm liking alex more and more, the way Jade talks TO him and he talks ABOUT her makes for great "conversation". I like the way they all just mock her now, it's funny. Though Johnny was in some state last night trying to have his wicked way with that Kate girl.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Apart from geography? ok, how about history/science (heinstein), literature (i thought sherlock holmes and morse were real (and "related", although i think she meant "like the same thing" rather than blood relatives)), medicine (what's a verruca?), horticulture ('sparagus). there are not gaps in her knowledge, there are chasms...

i'm not sure between the other three, prolly johnny, but there seems to be very little between them to me...

― CarsmileSteve, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bangeroo = Joycean essence of Australia as seen from Bermondsey, surely?

― Tim, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is bangeroo real?

― jel --, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes and on top of what Carsmile says how about the pedalo conversation?

"no there were beach buggies that only went on the beach"

"eh............ok (sigh)"

"yeah and they had pedals and you could use them in the sea aswell".

And last night when she got that wooden ventriloquist dummy and started talking to it there looked to be a very real chance of it outsmarting her, haha it was the first conversation of equals she's had since she got in there, or the closest to one anyway.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

just the awful baby noises that you hear gurgling from her gob are enough to give me the heebie-jeebies. You really need to watch the live feed to appreciate her dreadfulness.

― chris, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can someone explain *ahem* bangeroo to me?

― Anna, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ANNA IS MY NU-GOD. again

― Alan T, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

other ppl not changed by BB: jade hatas

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHat Jade was describe was not a pedalo - it was one of those huge plastic wheel tricycle things which can indeed be used both on the beach and in the water.

This thread needs to sort its terms out with regards intellegence and knowledge (and the desire to acquire knowledge which one may assume - eroneously - comes hand in hand with intelligence).

― Pete, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But she said Beach Buggy!

Still, that does make it less bad.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What mark said, see here for empty repent.

― Graham, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

intelligence = the wit not to bother acquiring knowledge of no use or consequence

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How many of our Contrarianism Detectors must you ruin mr sinker?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what mark, like the kind of knowledge that enables you to have a conversation with someone else that MAKES SENSE for example? (grrr i still have the RAGE re. jade)

― katie, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In an interview with Jade's mum in Heat, she assures us that Jade has 7 (I think it was 7 - about that anyway) GCSEs, none higher than a C, but still. Which isn't THAT bad compared to the nation as a whole.

I still want Kate to win though. Poor girl, she was in a right mess on yesterday's programme.

― Emma, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

making sense = the being entertaining it is ok to like

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"jade's mum in heat" = d.perry to thread!

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Interviewer: So, how did Jade do in school?
Jade's Mom: PHWOAR! SLAM IT IN ME BUM! I'M A RANDY BINT, AIN'T I? PISS ON ME KNICKERS!!!
Interviewer: ... Should I come back later?
Jade's Mom: BANGEROO! BANGEROO! UUUuhuhuuuUUUUUUUUUNH!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Careful what you ask for, Mark!)

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dan must go stay

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't wait for the inevitable full porn followup. *doorbells rings* "YOU'RE not the usual interviewer..."

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonny can fuck off now after getting Kate absolutely hammered and then trying to pour more drink down her throat instead of putting her to bed. I didn't think that was very nice. Poor Kate :-(

I don't mind that Jade may be ignorant of [quite] a few things, but I never liked her because she was a bully and a bitch. And having a gob like a klaxon. Now she's being picked on herself, of course, mostly by Moaning Alex.
She does a good (well, entertaining) Vent act though.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In that task where Tim ended up alone on BB's Rich Side, Jade actually named a "strawberry" as a vegetable.

― Lek Dukagjin, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah but the whole fruit/vegetable binary opposition thing is a bit rub.

― RickyT, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dang must do more Cokcernee accents on ILx.

― Tim, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, strawberries are hardly animal or mineral are they?

― Tim, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The people in the office who haven't really watched BB3 are talking about voting for Jade.

If she wins she'll be like a cross between Viv Nicholson and Paul Gascoigne (a good thing).

― Tim, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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