HELP! I've got poison ivy!

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How the hell do I get rid of it and what stops the itching, its on the back of my legs and its driving me nuts.

― Chris, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You need: poisonivyremoval.com

― jel --, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Calamine lotion will help.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

stay in cool places

― Josh, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Alternate response: Call Batman before she gets away!)

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just got this a few weeks ago. Tons of Benadryl cream will do the job.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i recall that guy who ran the home remedies infomercial during the eighties saying oatmeal was good for poison ivy, no idea if you are meant to consume it or apply it to the infected area? a vacuum will stop a baby crying too.

― keith, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alternate response: Call Batman before she gets away!

You have inevitably made me think of Batman and Robin. This means you are to be killed. Or sentenced to swing from George Clooney's codpiece, whatever suits you worse.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It might help to add Baking soda to your bath. Good luck.

― Gale, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oatmeal baths can work, too. You can use the regualar breakfast stuff, or some druggists will sell you a package of the stuff with bathing instructions.

― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a vacuum will cure a crying grown-up also!! though they are hard to find (or make) unless you live off-planet

― mark s, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We keep a vacuum in the cupboard. It can be difficult to find under the piles of assorted other rubbish, granted. It helps us clean the house and stops grown-ups from whining.

― Tim, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what you stick them in the cupboard and their heads explode?

― Sam, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's about it, yes.

― Tim, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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