i mean, what the hell

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so i got a little drunk this evening and went to this girl's house who i'm way into and retreatived my books that i hold dear to me. I told her she put weights on my little heart, spit on her door, and stormed off in a very unpolite way. all very abrupt. i got sick of her not realizing that i'm the shit for her! whats wrong? too many tanqgueray and tonics? probably. this night is done.

― Krock, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

booze is just the wrong drug to go a-courtin' on, i think.

― unknown or illegal user, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No , honestly, nothing makes you more attractive to the object of your hearts desire than getting staggering drunk and rolling round to their flat before swinging wildly between declarations of undying love and bitter abuse. It's just sooooo sexy.

Now you should start phoning her every two minutes for the next week or so. I think it would be romantic if you turned up at her work unannounced as well.

― Stalky&co, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it'd be better if you took a bunch of downs. serious! 1 time i'm on my way round to see this gurl i wanna get with & G***** G***** gave me a Mandrax & said take this, it's Mandrax, it was the love drug of the '70s!, so i split it w/ this gurl & did i get action, hey you KNOW i did.

― unknown or illegal user, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and if i'd taken the whole thing myself - i was just being generous, see - same result i bet, downs make you WITTY & CHARMING & RELAXED & also BULLETPROOF.

― unknown or illegal user, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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