More Art Now with Lettuce

Oh wow! This is AMAZING!

I'm going to do it ! I'm going to become AN ARTIST!! I can tie old bits of wilting salad ingredients to concrete blocks, no problem.

I will become Famous As Anything!!

How silly of me to have been held back though lack of talent all these years. My new life awaits, right now. I'm off to raid the fridge in search of art materials.

I teach art to crazy and retarded people. The most crazy one, lets call him "Jimmy", makes stuff like this. I like it when he makes it, because it is without pretention of meaning. But when non crazies make such things, there shallow attempts to re-invent the proverbial art wheel are quite easy to see through, and therefore, depressing.

It's a sad time for art..............

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Lettuce (detail)

Dash it all. Here I thought that More Art Now was merging with the remnants of Lettuce and forming a new band.

More lettuce now? Prog-rock, surely.