Toupee or not toupee?

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Thats a friggin beaver on his head.

― Chris, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now wouldn't you just shave your head rather than put a small farm animal on top of it?

― Chris, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

beaver=small farm animal?

― RJG, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sure, beavers can live on or near a farm.

― Chris, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was actually asking. I've never heard of a 'beaver farm' before and don't think that I should have. but!

as for syrups: bad idea. unless it's really well done, I guess!

― , Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Person who works on a beaver farm = BEAVERFARMER.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I know where this is going, and...you know, no."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That looks suspiciously like the tumbleweed prop from High Noon.

― Saskia, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

an exchange during Traficant's bizarro hearing to decide whether or not he should become only the 2nd congressman expelled since the Civil War -

Traficant (to female aide): "Have I ever slept with you?"
Aide: "No, sir."
Traficant: "Why not?"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The rug RULES! When I see a guy with a really obvious toupee like that, I think "Now there's somebody in SHOW-BUSINESS!"

― briania, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Person who works on a cock farm..........?

― Matt, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its soo Fluffy A gust of wind is gonna blow it right off.

― brg30, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...

there is just no way I'd wear a wig. If I go bald, i go bald.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

But you have a fine head of hair Mark! Are you anxious about hereditary male-pattern baldness?

I have too much hair to be able to fit a rug over it even for fancy dress or bankrobbing purposes. *sigh* This too may pass, I suppose.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

That thing is phat. Can we eat it?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

ah yes I do *now*, but who knows what the future holds? I could be moving to Slapheadsville at some unspecified stage.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh heh look to your fellow Mark (C) for a shining (hee!) example of baldyness. Hurray for men with finely shaped hedx0r.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It's probably untrue, but I *am* suspicious of Ben Affleck now for sure. It just looked slightly wrong at the Oscars, somehow.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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