I Swam to Her Butt: The Drake Story
Like the Showers That are British: The Story of One Direction
My Untrimmed Chest: A Train Retrospective
Like a Magnet Do: The Ed Sheeran Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 February 2026 22:35 (four months ago)
Fuckin' in the Butt: The Life and Poetry of David Allan Coe
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:04 (four months ago)
You Are a Pig: The Story of New Order
I Never Did See That Movie: The Bono Story
Paul Heaton: Always Someone's Binbag
Buttholes for Their Brains: Tin Machine
King Crimson: Marron-Glaceed Fish Bones
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:18 (four months ago)
Anti Social Masterbator: The GG Allin Story
― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:21 (four months ago)
New Order: So Why Don't You Piss Off?
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:52 (four months ago)
The Candy Bar was Doggy Doo: Rise of the Offspring
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 01:58 (four months ago)
I Fall to Pieces: the Patsy Cline Story
(Sorry)
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:07 (four months ago)
Food Makes Me Sick: The Tragedy of LFO
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:13 (four months ago)
Took the Water from the Toilet: the Reign of Live
― map, Friday, 6 February 2026 02:47 (four months ago)
Lol
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:48 (four months ago)
A History of Taking Off Our Shirts: The Barenaked Ladies
― map, Friday, 6 February 2026 02:57 (four months ago)
I Tarzan, You Jane: The Significance of Crash Test Dummies
― jmm, Friday, 6 February 2026 03:02 (four months ago)
Dull, Grey, and Long: A Story of Saint Etienne
― Claude Deb***y (naus), Friday, 6 February 2026 07:13 (four months ago)
Trapped In A Zoo, With Buffalo Poo: The Wit And Wisdom Of Raffi
― ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 6 February 2026 08:24 (four months ago)
Sucking On My Ding Dong: The Lou Reed I Knew.
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 09:39 (four months ago)
Smegma Dogmatagram: A Phish Tale
― peace, man, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:23 (four months ago)
Stick it in your ass slow like: The Wu-Tang Clan
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:32 (four months ago)
Freshly Squashed Fly: The Story of The Cure
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 6 February 2026 11:36 (four months ago)
There Is No Sense In Being Interested: the rise and fall and rise of Stereolab
― technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:37 (four months ago)
Mr. Cryptocurrency: The Nas Story
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:43 (four months ago)
Heaven knows i'm miserable : Morrissey today
― bert newtown, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:55 (four months ago)
They Have Small Cocks: A YMO Appreciation
― technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 12:09 (four months ago)
Wasting Time On People That You'll Never Know: the complete Broadcast
― technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 12:20 (four months ago)
Too Much History, Too Much Biography: The Belle and Sebastian Book
― jmm, Friday, 6 February 2026 13:53 (four months ago)
Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend: Dr Frank wasn’t that bad
― sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:29 (four months ago)
My lifestyle determines my death style: How Long Will Lars Ulrich Hold a Grudge About the Hawaiian Shirt Party
― sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:36 (four months ago)
You Said, Drop Dead, I Dunno: Kim Gordon’s Legendary Bitchiness
― sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:43 (four months ago)
The Music You Were Playing Really Blew: the life and times of Kylie Minogue
― technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 16:08 (four months ago)
I Shot Out My Mom Dukes: The Continuing Saga of Nas
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:13 (four months ago)
(Slow Ride Riff) - The Gregg Alexander Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:14 (four months ago)
Brian Eno: File Under Futile
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:21 (four months ago)
The Bogus Man: Becoming Bryan Ferry
Years of Boredom: The Leonard Cohen Story
I Sat and Drank for Three Decades: The Life of Mark E. Smith
― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 6 February 2026 16:25 (four months ago)
Stupid Man: The Lou Reed Story
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:27 (four months ago)
this is a wayne line not drake, right?
― johnny crunch, Friday, 6 February 2026 19:12 (four months ago)
Remember Me This Way: The Life and Times of Gary Glitter
― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 6 February 2026 19:25 (four months ago)
35 Years of Relentless Stupidity: Real Lies Captures the Heart of a Message Board
― map, Friday, 6 February 2026 19:36 (four months ago)
virgins with an itch they cannot scratch: the story of pavement after they fired gary
same joke since 1902: the skeleton key of morrissey’s plagiarisms
― mig (guess that dreams always end), Saturday, 7 February 2026 04:32 (three months ago)
Your Gold Key Don't Fit My Crapper: An Alice in Chains Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 04:38 (three months ago)
I Love You But I Don't Like You: Right Said Fred in the 2st Century
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 16:56 (three months ago)
Call Me, Superman: The Mediocrity of Three Doors Down
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 16:59 (three months ago)
I Don't Need Your Pseudo-Satisfaction Baby: Hue and Cry
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:03 (three months ago)
I'd Rather Have A Piece Of Toast: Des'ree
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:04 (three months ago)
Fuck You, Suck My Fuckin' Dick: The Guns n Roses Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:05 (three months ago)
People Shouldn't Treat Others That Way: a compendium of Lou Reed being an asshole in the 70s
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:08 (three months ago)
subsequent volumes each for the 80s, 90s, and ‘00s (I’ll leave the jokes to others)
― Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:15 (three months ago)
Sick Of You: Lou Reed in the 80sSomething More Disgusting Than Robert Dole: Lou Reed in the 90sImp Of The Perverse: Lou Reed in the 00sMy Lexicon Of Hate: Lou Reed in the 10s
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:24 (three months ago)
Toot Toot Beep Beep: The Story of Donna Summer
― Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:35 (three months ago)
Sweet Loretta Fart: The Beatles
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:40 (three months ago)
Intellectuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite: The Life and Times of Pavement
― Mule, Saturday, 7 February 2026 18:52 (three months ago)
Yesterday I Woke Up Sucking: Radiohead in the 21st Century
― JoeStork, Saturday, 7 February 2026 19:29 (three months ago)
There's a Lot I Can Do With a Freak: The Who and Their Legacy
― Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:53 (three months ago)
I Took the Blows: The Life of Frank Sinatra
― Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:32 (three months ago)
I Saw The Ocean, It Was Wet - the journey of Scooter
― Siegbran, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:33 (three months ago)
I can see a liar, sitting by the fire: the saga of Noel Gallagher
― Siegbran, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:49 (three months ago)
Teach a Whore About Romance: The Education of Paul Westerburg
― "Bengla Desh" LP Deliveries To Meet Santa's Deadline (President Keyes), Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:59 (three months ago)
WHOOMP, THERE IT IS: that time oppenheimer TAG TEAM-ed with edward teller in a communist PARTY PEOPLE orgy while reciting the bhagavad gita
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 7 February 2026 23:03 (three months ago)
I am become Whoomp, destroyer of booties
― "Bengla Desh" LP Deliveries To Meet Santa's Deadline (President Keyes), Saturday, 7 February 2026 23:04 (three months ago)
Hahaha
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:23 (three months ago)
Serious As Cancer: the Turbo B story
― Siegbran, Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:26 (three months ago)
― Josefa, Saturday, February 7, 2026 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
👏
― map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:42 (three months ago)
The Morrissey ones are too easy … dude wrote so many self-deprecating lyrics
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:14 (three months ago)
I.e.I’m Going to the National Front Disco: Morrissey’s White Supremacist Fetish
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:17 (three months ago)
I Can Flow Like Pee: The Shaq Diesel Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:23 (three months ago)
I'll Be Dead: Three Doors Down
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:24 (three months ago)
Fuck the Skinny Bitches in the Club: Does Nicki Minaj do too much Coke?
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:27 (three months ago)
You'd Better Beware Of Me: ABBA's Scando-Pop Nightmare
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 February 2026 12:29 (three months ago)
― technopolis
I love this one
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 8 February 2026 17:50 (three months ago)
Elton John: Like A Rat In A Drain
I Ought To Report You To The Gnome Office: The Whimsically Irritating World of David Bowie
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:56 (three months ago)
I’m Sick Of Sitting Round Here Trying To Write This Book: The Springsteen Autobiography
― ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:03 (three months ago)
The Bravest Little Hobbit of 'Em All: Why Leonard Nimoy Continues to Fascinate Us So
― jmm, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:06 (three months ago)
You Can't Out-Fart Me: The J Cole Story
― Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:07 (three months ago)
Now and Then I Get Horny: The Magical World of David Byrne
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:15 (three months ago)
What about the elephants?: changing the conversation about Michael Jackson
― Siegbran, Monday, 9 February 2026 06:08 (three months ago)
Who gives a fuck: the music of Demis Roussos
― Siegbran, Monday, 9 February 2026 09:50 (three months ago)
What A Scummy Man: that Alex Turner out of Arctic Monkeys
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:44 (three months ago)
There’s No Need For You To Say You’re Sorry: My Personal Journey Of How I Learned To Stop Giving A Shit About Oasis
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:47 (three months ago)
The Story Of A Charmless Man: No-one's Impressed With Damon Alburn's Schtick
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:48 (three months ago)
Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker: Another Offspring Tale
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 February 2026 17:19 (three months ago)
Don't Drink the Water: The Dave Matthews Tour Bus Incident
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 February 2026 17:37 (three months ago)
Exactly What I'm Dreading: The Life of Robyn Hitchcock
― play, sideman (SlimAndSlam), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:26 (three months ago)
They Don't Give A Fuck About Anybody Else: Steely Dan
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:32 (three months ago)
Statistically More People Survive If They Think Only Of Themselves: Shining Low-Blink Strobelights On The Audience For Fun And Profit With Hawkwind
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:37 (three months ago)
Are You Gay? Meets And Greets With Tori Amos
― 🎶 should I slay or should I ho 🎶 (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:44 (three months ago)
You've Both Made Such A Little Go A Very Long Way: The Expressionless Irony Of The Pet Shop Boys
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:49 (three months ago)
Up Yours, Up Mine: Are 10cc More Than A Little Piece Of Plastic With A Hole?
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 20:02 (three months ago)
Masturbated Over Jilted Bouquets: The Musings of David Sylvian
― Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 5 April 2026 17:43 (two months ago)
Nasty Grumbly Grimblies Climbing Down Your Chimney: The World of Caravan
― Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:08 (two months ago)
For A Minute I Thought I Was Dead: The Monotonous Vocal Stylings of Kenny Rogers
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:50 (two months ago)
I'm Gonna Take A Good Look At Myself And Cry: The Rod Stewart Story
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:52 (two months ago)
Make Me Explode: The Questionable Lyrics of Tom Jones
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 April 2026 18:57 (two months ago)
Someone Laughed Out Loud: Fascism Is A Green Door Slamming In Shakin' Stevens Face For Eternity
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:00 (two months ago)
My Wood's Begun To Warp: Mott The Hoople Can't Maintain The Pace
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:02 (two months ago)
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls: Los Angeles pop stars who were drowned
― sarahell, Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:39 (two months ago)
Thos thread is making me think of the underwhelming Talking Heads biography with the equally underwhelming title "Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa". Like, I'm certain there are dozens of better choices than that
― Rameau In The Main Room (dog latin), Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:46 (two months ago)
Far better choices even?
― sarahell, Sunday, 5 April 2026 19:47 (two months ago)
Pants Were Full of Foam: the Politics of Devo
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 5 April 2026 21:37 (two months ago)
Xp oof. How did i miss that opportunity?
― Rameau In The Main Room (dog latin), Sunday, 5 April 2026 21:41 (two months ago)
Sunburst and Snowblind: The Cocteau Twins' Drug Hell
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 April 2026 15:55 (one month ago)
Scott Walker: Doin' the Jerk
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:27 (one month ago)
Re-issue, Re-package, Re-package: Yet Another Morrissey Documentary
― Vinnie, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:54 (one month ago)