What CD do you listen to whilest browsing internet porn?

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Personally, I can't listen to music while searching through porn. I find it distracting. I've tried it, but (depending on the quality of music) I either just start looking up music websites or turn off the stereo.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Ratt, Round and Round.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The only music good for porn browsing: rinky dink MIDIs & WAVs of various innocuous sound FX, or the ever-present funk-pop-a-roll uber-Seinfeld porn muzak playing in your head. Or my head, in this case.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I've tried listening to rocking stuff, like Turbonegro or Fear, but then I just end up turning off the computer, pulling up my pants, and picking up one of the cheap guitars lying aroung and start trying to play along

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 05:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I've before mentioned my love of onanism to Beck's "Loser". The slide guitar creates a good tempo to jerk off at.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Huh why do that ... I do the opposite. Sample the soundtrack from online porn and mix it with music!

― phil jones (interstar), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I beg your pardon!!!

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree that it's distracting.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

oh baby

― gramps, Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WITH --Dave Chapelle

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Wu Tang might've said that, too.

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Chapelle did a skit where he was mocking an Apple ad. I forgot for what exact product, but it was some kind of Mac I guess. He's like, "And thanks to iTunes, I can listen to my favorite music while I'm jerking off to internet porn!" Then you see him pretend-masturbating and rapping "WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH." It's hilarious!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 January 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

eight years pass...

which instrumental tracks - without those cheesy keyboards - would be the soundtrack for today's porn?

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

the whole chris joss back catalogue.

― mark e, Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

yes, but this sounds something more related to 70s porn

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

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