Worst album title/cover combo

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So I went into the shop today to check out some other stuff, and I found myself gaping in horror at the new Styx album, Cyclorama:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf700/f729/f72912hxdrb.jpg

I'm sure there are worse album titles and worse covers (I mean, this looks like they're trying to parody Alan Parsons or something), but the two together just touched me in a very ugly place. Can you think of anything worse? Post here!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

From Tha Roota To Tha Toota
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf500/f538/f53889vhg2o.jpg

maybe it's genius, come to think of it. music, sorta o-k

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay! Another opportunity to post this one:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c849/c8497714594.jpg
Worst. Cover. Ever.
Worst. Title. Ever.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

the new Styx album

That's horrible enough on its own.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f588/f58892dwslv.jpg

the title isn't that bad, but that image is anything but miraculous.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

except that it wasn't done with photo-trickery, that's what d.bowie looks like when he does that thing that Sum 41 are famous for.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

'SAY HELLO WAVE GOODBYE'
D.Gray

http://www.dotmusic.com/images/graydavid/sayhello.jpg

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002PHV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Chris, thread over, you win...

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre600/e627/e62777qwjlu.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000ILTA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006RU5B.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Oddly both done by once-respectable graphics firm, Hipignosis (responsible for some of Pink Floyd's more memorable sleeves). Even more embarassing is the fact that when you search out the Cranberries' BURY THE HATCHET album (the one above with the eyeball) CD-NOW, it actually says: "warning explicit cover!", as if you can see the guy's bait'n'tackle or something. Pathetic.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

That Styx album cover is very reminiscent of one of the Badfinger sleeves - Ass, I think?

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc500/c580/c58011hs42n.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre900/e982/e98270f1y2q.jpg
the songs on this ain't bad, but the title makes it very ominous. It's actually a concept album about the Mormon faith.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex, you do know that its not a real eye ?

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre200/e240/e240980ux2w.jpg

Wouldn't be that terrible if it actually mirrored the music found within it in some way.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DRBV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Taken to the extreme of shit.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd600/d698/d69869jciq3.jpg
It Ain't What U Wear But How U Play It...they're screwed either way.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

AIESHA!

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IOZB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Now don't get me wrong......I love the Stranglers more than I love several members of my own family (not saying much, really) and I think this is a great album (notably for "Ice Queen"), but I've always hated its title/cover combo. For a start, it's just not especially clever. Secondly, the art is so LITERALIST (a giant sculpted EAR! GEDDIT? AURAL!!?! GEDDIT?)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I give you...
http://www.cdbaby.com/covers/d/o/dolbyautograph.jpg

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DR6J.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

For a start, PiL didn't have too many tracks that could really be described as "hits." Secondly, "...so far" is pretty unoriginal. Thirdly, if I'm not mistaken, this was the final album to bear PiL's name on the sleeve (didn't it come *AFTER* 1992's THAT WHAT IS NOT....itself bearing a poor sleeve?)...thus rendering the "..so far" sort've moot (much like Van Halen naming their best of "Volume I"). Lastly, look at the cover image......did Lydon just have his 9 year old nephew design it? CRAP!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre300/e316/e31688pwzqs.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I completely agree......absolutely EVERYTHING about that is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought there'd be more heavy metal covers...

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heavy Metal covers are BRILLIANT, Kevin!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like, say, this one....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002INJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I mean, who could argue with the brilliance of this?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.lyrics.com/b/butthole.surfers/electriclarryland.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.io.com/~dork/pics/recpics/crusaders.jpg

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f672/f67279kusx4.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

the dwarves - blood guts and pussy
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc100/c156/c1567029664.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

The little guy in the back is classic.

original bgm, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes pretty much own this catagory...

http://classicyes.net/images/tormato.jpg

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Took me forever to buy this, because of the crappy-cover-design / pretentious-title combo

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre900/e905/e90549pojco.jpg

But I'm glad I finally got past those obstacles -- it's great.

Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Thursday, 20 February 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wtf?

That PIL cover is by Reg Mombassa, a bloody legend...

He was actually a member of Mental As Anything if that triggers any memories... not his best work... :)

dsp wanker (dsp wanker), Thursday, 20 February 2003 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)


Cleopatra reissues anyone?

(A lot of these above covers aren't that bad, though... especially the PiL, Bobby Brown, and Vanilla Ice.)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 20 February 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

That Dwarves cover/title/album is pretty awesome.

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Worst is definitely Dennis Coffey's "Finger Lickin' Good".

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

K by Kula Shaker rules this thread. I can't even bring myself to find it to post it. Uergh.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)


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