If Marti Pellow agreed to put his entire head up Alison Moyet's bum for Comic Relief would you sponsor him?

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And more importantly would you watch it on live television and cheer along?

― Calum Robert, Monday, 10 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

(I was going to ask for context, but realized the bad Photoshop potential was far too high...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Who the hell is Marti Pellow, and why would he want to cephalically violate the pert, virginal asshole of Alison Moyet?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

because he's wet, wet, wet?

― willem (willem), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The phrase "pert, virginal asshole" shall haunt me until the end of my days.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

but surely the asshole itself isn't pert, just the surrounding flesh?

― schnell schnell, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Alfie, what's it all about...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if it was detached from his body, dear Calum.

Now chop, chop, you have homework to do......

― russ t, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

How does Lord Custos know it's pert? Or virginal for that matter?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Alison seems like a woman of the world, thats all i'll say

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

oi, steve - you watch it!

― russ t, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

It's theoretical... and besides which, I think it would be hilarious if they played 'Sweet Little Mystery' over the footage of him attempting entry in front of a live audience.

The way telly is going anyway I bet if Marti and Alison suggested the idea it would be snapped up by Channel 4 in an instant.

― Calum Robert, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

How does Lord Custos know it's pert? Or virginal for that matter?
I'm sorry, but thats only for me and Alison to know.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel like somehow i helped to create this monster.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Holy shit, ILX circa 2003 was certainly something...

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Saturday, 30 September 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

No, that's just Calum.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 September 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

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