alternate interpretations of timeless classics

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"Sincere" Dubb 2000 Mix (MJ Cole) is actually someone talking themselves into not shitting their pants.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"timeless" by goldie is actually about the sensation created by masturbating 10-15 times in a few hours while home sick from school

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"When Doves Cry," surprisingly enough, not metaphorical. That really is what it sounds like.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Air's 10,000 Htz Legend (if you didn't already know) refers to a sonic frequency that will loosen human bowels and make them shit themselves.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree, that rekkid does sound like "shit".

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Are all songs really about the primal urge? That is, to defecate? "Push It", "Satisfaction". I could go on.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"surrender"

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

somebody said recently that "Highway to the Danger Zone" is about anal sex

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"are freinds electric" clearly about vibrators

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"i wanna fuck you in the ass" is actually about gambling

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" was a quick precis of Foucault's theory regarding microresistance (in this case, fighting against gravity).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Way You Make Me Feel" is about Stockholm Syndrome

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"be my baby" is about infantilism and those grown men who wear diapers

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Faith" is about the doubt of the apostle Thomas

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"she's on it" is about menstruation

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"Cash, money, hoes" is actually about religion.

Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)


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