Do you think Lionel Ritchie's pubes look like his hair and if so is it any wonder he gets no groupies?

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Poor ladies would spend days trying to floss the pubes from their mouth!

― Calum, Thursday, 20 March 2003 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ca-lum! do you do any other tricks?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 20 March 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

You can always tell when it's a Calum thread, can't ya?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 20 March 2003 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

― Calum, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

If Lionel Ritchie has a pubic jheri-curl, I will be forced to curl up into a ball and die from uncontrollable laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Lionel's man-bush look's like Don King being struck by lightning.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

jihad curl

― schnell schnell, Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"SOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUL BLO!"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, thats right!

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― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm starting to like Lord Custos. No, really...

― Calum, Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Lionel Richie is b-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t. It does not matter that he looks like a loo brush. Ooooooooooh what a feelin!!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Similarly, do you think ?uestlove from The Roots has a pubic-hair afro?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

wow custos you really know how black people talk!! have you spent some time in like, harlem or africa or something

― st, Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I bit that off of a rap record. Just like how most Saltine-ass cracka white-boys like myself get their "rapper slang" from.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I get my "rapper slang" from secondhand thrift stores; the only problem is, it's a little outdated, you jive-ass turkey.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Shut yo mouth, bukka!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

but do blind women sculpt his pubes out of clay?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard his wife caught him cheatin' and beat his ass. Thats fookin' 'isterical!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

and this is coming from a fan of the man.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

but do blind women sculpt his pubes out of clay?

HELLO!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Brick House, people! Lionel wrote Brick House. And started The Commodores to meet girls. And his ballads are ace. Destroy his comeback. Lionel was not fooling anyone!

― S Samson, Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I am offended!

― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope I'm not the only one who got Spencer's reference.

(VH1 Classics is the only channel that makes me regret not having TV or cable.)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan got it too, silly boy. As do I. ;-)

Oh, what a feeling. Dangling from the ceiling.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

*winces*

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

he only shags blind chicks and crazy hoes who can get it on up on the ceiling.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

best thread in a while

― mosurock (mosurock), Friday, 21 March 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

the new lionel ritchie album is co-written by ne-yo and akon and the-dream.

in other news, clay pubes:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2007/05/lionel%20richie%20sculpture.jpg

― the who cares (okamax), Monday, 12 January 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

the new lionel ritchie album is co-written by ne-yo and akon and the-dream.

OK this sounds awesome.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 January 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

Comeback of the year already?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 January 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

interestingly, this was the only video i could find for the new single:

― the who cares (okamax), Monday, 12 January 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

legendary custos post on this fucking thread

― and what, Monday, 12 January 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

Getting worse and worse. It's about he gets rid of all those hip guys, write all the songs all by himself and asks James Anthony Carmichael to produce a true return to form album remiscent of "Can't Slow Down", which is one of the best R&B albums ever made.

― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

OMG, a really bad Calum thread hijacked by Custos on one of his REALLY bad days. this thread (started on my birthday yet!) should kill dead any 2003 nostalgia.

― Visit Germany: The Land of Schiller, Chocolate, and Shitporn. (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 January 2010 09:27 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit @ custos

― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 January 2010 09:31 (sixteen years ago)

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