More fun bullshit - Paul is really dead and has been for some time now

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There(Some hilarious animated Gifs in thos pages...)

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 31 July 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckin' dammit:

http://www.anycities.com/user/uberkinder/blackwhiteprofile.gif

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 31 July 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't know if he's dead or not. But he did lose his penis in 1970 and has been looking for it ever since.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I really, really *want* to believe that this is all true.

― person#0 (person#0), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No-one ever asks the Paul-is-Dead crowd the obvious question: "If 'Paul' circa 1967 is an imposter, how was he able to beecome such a tyrant?"
I mean, I'm sure the rest of the band liked and respected the "Real" Paul, and they wouldn't take orders from a "Fake" Paul.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The most obvious question is WHY, which is never explained on the site. But I asked on the message board forum, and I got a pretty interesting answer.

http://60if.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1059670575

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Also make ABSOLUTELY SURE to listen to the Badwrong FalsePaul MP3 that the guy has on his site. It's fucking hilarious!

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone needs to introduce "Uberkinder" to ILx.

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"The joke's on yew, man. Paul's the only one NOT dead," says:
http://www.imakeup.com/media/images/ringo.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Again, GREEN EYES! GREEN EYES! He's not even trying to hide them! "
oh, how i laughed upon reading that.

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I especially like the bit in the forum where "Paul wore DIAPERS because of severe bowel syndrome!" and thus he could not have taken LSD. All based on a picture where he has a rounded ass.

the phrase "Badwrong False Paul" sounds like slang from a Clockwork Orange.

― Alexis (Alexis), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

From now on, I'm going to start every explanation I make with this casual phrase:

"If you are open to the idea that secret societies are trying to move us towards a one-world dictatorship through infiltration and manipulation of the governments of various countries,..."

― Sam J. (samjeff), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That song RULEZ!

― J (Jay), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

aw shit, i've heard that line....wherehaveihearditwherehaveiheardit...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

what song?

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Also make ABSOLUTELY SURE to listen to the Badwrong FalsePaul MP3 that the guy has on his site. It's fucking hilarious!

-- King Kobra (k...), July 31st, 2003 3:28 PM. (King Kobra) (link)

― J (Jay), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, how did i miss that?
wow, it's bringing me to tears, but it's good to know that this is all a hoax, or maybe the song was made in all seriousness....
consider me mindfucked.

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure this is not a hoax. Persons committing hoaxes do not go to this amount of trouble. Only conspiracy theorists.

Also, his disclaimer suggests that he is being all too serious-- although, I must admit that I haven't completely ruled out his theory, given the quality McCartney's solo records.

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 31 July 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

er, ...given the quality of McCartney's solo records.

Whoa. That missing word made the statement sound like I was praising those solo albums. Yikes!

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 31 July 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My god... this song, it's the best They Might Be Giants rip I've ever heard in my life, even better than most TMBG songs I've heard.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I particularly love the bridge (about the U-shaped scar)

― Sam J. (samjeff), Thursday, 31 July 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno 'bout all tha

― christoff (christoff), Friday, 1 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The most obvious question is WHY, which is never explained on the site. But I asked on the message board forum, and I got a pretty interesting answer.
http://60if.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1059670575

It tried...and all I got was:

An Error Has Occurred!
The topic you are trying to access is not on this board.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 3 August 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

This is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2FlybPjM4

Seriously. Watch this. Hilarious.

― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

Don't know if he's dead or not. But he did lose his penis in 1970 and has been looking for it ever since.

A penis is not very useful for making really great music though. Even though the majority of those who have great music have had one.

― Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

OK, a new area to rile the ilx for Geir?

― Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

"Have great music", i.e. own lots of records?

― Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

ha, nobody's bothered on this thread.

― Mark G, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

Badwrong Falsepaul still rules. Get that shit NOW.

― Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

Peter Hook shilling for the "Paul Really is Dead" movie?

http://www.highway61ent.com/

― Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whAZ8aYztgU

― dell (del), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ZU1khpNe8

― dell (del), Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Does anyone have a copy of the "Badwrong False Paul" song? It seems to be gone off the net because of you.

― Fetchboy, Friday, 22 June 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

Hey! I've been keeping in touch with the dude who made this (Andrew Spooner, Jr) for the past few years, and he writes really good songs. He really should be famous by now.

Here's a copy of BadWrongFalsePaul, and also a link to some of his newer stuff. Take a listen to "Men Inside Your Radio", for example. It's fucking brilliant.

http://archive.org/details/TeenageReverseMindsOnFire-BadwrongFalsepaul
http://teenagereversemindsonfire.bandcamp.com/

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

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More fun bullshit - Paul is really dead and has been for some time now - honest.