Momus on a blind date. Who would you set him up with?

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Well?

― porchmonkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would say: Moe Tucker or Jesus.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or Hanoi era Jane Fonda.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stevie Wonder.

― nathalie, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Too easy!

you have to give a brief explanation as to why the date would be suitable for Momus. This is fun! Imagine a different universe where Momus was as popular as Spears or *NYSNC....would he gone insane with thousands of teen quizes. i.e. What is your favourite colour?

I think Hanoi Jane would be good because they would say shocking things to the press together.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Look man.....if you want to invent things.......try a brain! If you mess up my mail again I will do real angry stuff. I'm not kidding. If someone wants a real trivia column ......come on over and meet the PRO'S!! The music people at Ñina's will bury you in trivia. Anyone wants a good column........GO TO Nina's Place and subscribe to Ñina's Jokes. We don't lie to people. I have a mess of Email and will POST about it. So sorry this idiot lost your mail. I HAVE IT!!!!

― ONE ANGRY WOMAN-JOYCE!!!!!, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best post, ever.

― Ally, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Joyce, for that is indeed her name, was like a woman possessed today -- she happened to contact me asking what was going on when all the mails back to 'triviaquestion' started arriving in her box, and when it was clear Mr. Porch had really excelled himself this time in ridiculous behavior, she got right on it. I still like how he was trying to make me seem like the bad guy. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still say ally and momus would be the best fly-on-the-wall shitbang gettogether since elvis and nixon.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think my chances of luring Ally downtown (our original bone of contention) have gone up in smoke along with most of downtown.

I think my days of blind dates have gone the way of my sighted right eye.

All I have to recommend me now are the gigantic dimensions of my brain and penis (I say this with uncharacteristic immodesty because some American patriots signing the Momus guestbook have taken to describing me as an stupid limey with a small wiener).

― Momus, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Stupid Limey with a Small Weiner " sounds like an odd Martini or something. I think Momus and Wilford Brimley would make an interesting duo to host the Grammy awards.

― Pennysong Hanle y, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

michelle malkin

― bobby bedelia (van dover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Nadine Hurley

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

Condoleezza Rice
Maureen Dowd

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Momus

― PappaWheelie MMCMXL (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 14 January 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dora the Explorer

― Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt (hyloolnuspstt), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Asia

― Confounded (Confounded), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.musictap.net/Graphics/JPGsGifs/MiniCDCovers/May04/AsiaDVDCollection.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 14 January 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

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