What pop stars do you think aren't above letting one go in a public area and blaming it on someone else?

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Ian Brown perhaps?

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Who gives a fuck?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The big boned one from Pop Idol has got to suffer from particularly loud wind (I would've thought).

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

next question!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose "letting one go" and "loud wind" are euphemisms for flatulence? If so, I don't know. And I don't care either. Other people's digestion problems are not very interesting or funny, even if they are celebrities (the people, not the problems).

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna guess, now this is just a stab in the dark mind you, that the answer is...some woman from some britpop group that i've never heard of! Do I win?

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No it's that person no one has heard of from that band no one knows.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope. I'm talking really, really loud obnoxious bouts of flatulance here - the sort you might expect from Alison Moyet (who probably lets real raspberries out in elevators!).

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, so you mean emma bunton levels of flatulence then!

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Raspberries" = ?

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Emma Bunton's smell like strawberries (I'm reliably informed).

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Emma Bunton's what? And who is Emma Bunton?

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Emma Bunton's raspberries...

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

So Emma Bunton is some kind of genetical engineer, yes?

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

she can genitally engineer me anytime!

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean, alter your sperm so your children smell of strawberries? Very reasonable! Non-modified babies tend to smell rather awful.

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

what does this have to do with your affliations with the national british disco, c-man?

― griffin doome, Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Donne - you clearly read nothing I wrote in that other thread, as other postees even fucking pointed out. You're an idiot, please don't respond to my posts, I have little time for you.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

how does that morrissey song go? the one that they play all the time at the national front disco?

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

okay after a while it becomes cruel to mock the afflicted

― pete s, Monday, 22 December 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Other people's digestion problems are not very...funny"

what? of course they are! Farts will ALWAYS be funny.

also, insert generic pointless-thread-comment here.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 22 December 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant c***m. If farts be the food of comedy parp on.

― pete s, Monday, 22 December 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Donne - you clearly read nothing I wrote...etc

-- C-Man (cIWOULDNEVERPOSTANOTHERHUMANBEINGSEMAILADDRESSONAPUBLICFORUMBECAUSEIHAVEPROPERMORALSANDSHIT@c.com), December 22nd, 2003 12:02 AM. (C-Man) (later)

OH THE IRON KNEE! HI! I'm GOING TO BED UNTIL EXMUSS! I HOPE NONE OF YOU DIE!

― Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Monday, 22 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Guy's clearly a penis

P.S. The Morrissey song is about David Bowie's flirtation with Facism in the early 70s.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ISP check on this guy too - he's clearly Blount. I think anyway. No two people are so bothered by me that they obsess about me surely? Only one is to my knowledge.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not Bloutn, actually. He is an entirely separate and very real person.

As you were.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloutn is my cool person's code for Blount, if you're asking.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Two people obsessed by me?

Scary.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess i am ... after reading all yer writing on the internet on how much you errr 'dig' hitler, dido and ethnic cleansing, i suppose i just want to know how the sick mind ticks.

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think c-man should be demonised just cos he may be a quasi-homophobian with a 'feeder for fat girls' fetish. one should not jump to conclusions here.

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

but i was amusing myself steven! i guess i'll stick to masturbation then. ha ha.

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what's wrong with being a feeder? oh yeah, that's right

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

jim you are a feeder bastard! leave those girls alone!!

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey feeder - leave those girls alone"

*sung to the tune of pink floyd's the wall*

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I dig Hitler, Dido and ethnic cleansing?

Erm... do I? And where did I say this magical piece of horseshit?

Like me saying Donne digs kiddy fiddling, molestation and Pol Pot, surely?

What an arsehole.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

quasi-homophobe... what a fucking dickhead.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

oh c-man, stop, you make me laugh, c-man, you make laugh!

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

you are tragic - like jerry lewis in the day the clown cried.

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Guy's clearly a penis
What an arsehole.
what a fucking dickhead.

It'll all end in tears.

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 22 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

i like his 'you don't read my posts' and then continually spells doome - 'donne'. ha ha.

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

we shouldn't make c-man angry. we wouldn't like him when he is angry.

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

does he 'hulk out' on line?

― griffin doome, Monday, 22 December 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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