Is Cliff Richards really a virgin or are the rumours about his threesome with Olivia Newton John and Trevor MacDonald true?

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Cos I heard the three of them would get coked up in the early eighties and meet for public orgies. But this might be a rumour, or else my mate might have said Clint Richards - an old fellow around town - in which case it might just be a mistake on my part.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 26 December 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i've heard this - butinstead of olivia and trevor it was you and your mum

― Hmmm, Friday, 26 December 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, can't recall. Anyway, bored now - stuff to do. just popped on for 5 secs. Love to all.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 26 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard he had a colostomy bag, and through intensive research had designed a single meal containing all the nutrients needed to be an easy target for people like myself each day. I heard he eats this every morning, and has worked out when it will start to exit his body so he doesn't have to have his bag attatched all day. A man like Cliff Richard needs to be flexible, if only to do a pretty little jig to "Wired For Sound".

In other news, I never heard the threesome rumour. That would be cool, though.

― Colin Cooper, Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

wot happened to my Michelle from Pop Idol rim job thread?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wondering the same thing myself. Very strange.

― Colin Cooper, Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ergh, someone got offended no doubt. For the record the thread was - name ten rock stars who are so evil they deserve to give Michelle from POP Idol a rim job.

I thought that was bound to spark some sensible discussion.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I enjoyed it. My selections were good, too.

― Colin Cooper, Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Moan to the moderators, someone no doubt found it sexist or something.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Rephrase it then.

― Colin Cooper, Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man your threads get deleted cos they are fucking stupid, not because they are sexist.

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Only stupid in YOUR smelly opinion. Someone else, on the other hand, clearly opted to reply. So neh! You don't no nuthin and your mumma has a bum the size of King Kong's.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

you seriously don't think this is stupid? isn't that the point? hmmm... anyway, replies or not, the point is that a LOT of people find the general dumbness of them more offensive than any sexist or homophobic tone that may or may not be prevalent - you are wrong to continue perceiving ILX as a collective entity with only one oulook, that being absurdly left-wing/PC - and there are better ways to get attention, but why do you seek attention here anyway? and why bad attention as opposed to good attention? why not just keep all these 'questions' on the one thread to keep things tidy at least?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

left wing? I consider myself a leftie. Just think the PC knee jerk brigade is in effect at ILX and this is why I keep being branded things I'm not and enjoy the "freedom" to encourage threads that are a laff and a half.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well i guess that's okay then. i mean you're a very funny, witty guy - you remind me of David Brent in that respect.

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear. What a caffuffle. I think there probably is validity in not every thread being about "the future of music", or box sets or inspired chord changes etc. I don't really post veery often here, and I figure all it boils down to is that, if you don't want to read/post on a thread, then you don't need to open it.

But either way, lets all calm down, get the Radox out, have a bath.

― Colin Cooper, Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beyondunreal.com/content/potd_images/meanwhile.jpg

― zappi (joni), Saturday, 27 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

virgin or not, he's most certainly a condescending git, this just in on the wire :

Following last weeks announcement by EMI Music <blah blah .. snip>
.. and the innovative pricing model is a first not only for Cliff but across all EMI releases.
Cliff said yesterday, "I knew it! Never under estimate a Cliff Richard fan. In half the predicted time well over a thousand of them have hit their computers and triggered a cut price online bargain for my latest album. That's many, many more than those who bought online last time. Well done. I'm proud of you."
"

"well done, i'm proud of you" !!

didn't anyone tell him how fucking awful that sounds ?

― mark e, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

I hope he tells us how much everyone's paid for his album (my guess is that it'll be more than Radiohead got)

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Cliff Richard >>>>>>>>>> Radiohead

― Tom D., Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

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