Music Brings Out The Best Of Backne!

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Inspired by Mark's club thread.

Dem fly gyal like to dance to music in the club, non? Often with backless stuff on, yes?

I'm a short guy, so in various lineups I'm usually at eye-level with girl's backs and inevitably, scattered sightings of backne (backne = back acne). That's what you get for being so tall!

Honestly, I find backne endearing and if it's not too crazy, atractive in a strange way if everything else is in order (same w/ crooked teeth, baby fat, clunky noses). It also makes me feel more okay with my own physical shortcomings. It seems there is a higher incidence of backne at places more electronic-music-focused ('speed bumps' and e-rash) but I'm seeing a lot of it at chachi clubs these days.

I wonder if next time in a lineup I run my fingers over Ms. InFrontOfMe's backne, it will say, "I'm just stressed out this week sweetie" in braille? It's also wild how usually noone knows if they have backne. Quick! Go check!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I should make this a new mating critera for myself! Girls with backne = the human bubble wrap! HOURS OF FUN! JSUT KIDDING! SORRY!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Does progressive trance cause backne? I'd like to know!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Another theory: backne is prevalent in clubs because even teetotaling girls who club take excessive amounts of pre-clubbing + post-sweating showers.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry if this comes off a bit fucked up - I've been partying sober since NYE and obviously been feeling a bit insecure. I'll be feeling very unsure about my attractiveness, invisible really, and then some saint of a skank throws a makeout my way on Saturday and bolsters my self-confidence immensely. So when I see girls ripping it up, backne and all, it really brightens up my night - we're all imperfect. Backne RULES!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't post any pics though, smartass.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it follows that I'm the type of guy that cries when the Proactiv infomercial girls cry. "-snif- you g-g-g..go girl! -sniffle-"

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

just as long as there's no britpop involved!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But britpop is embracing backne! Sarah Nixey is starting a rap crew called Back Pox Disorder! First single: "I'll scratch your back, DON'T SCRATCH MINE!"

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This is quite possibly the most nauseating thread ever.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I am completely skeeved out by the idea of rubbing up against someone's backne.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, that bit was purely hypothetical. Though it would be fun to try using a pickup line like, "Hey baby, your backne is positively topographical. Digits please?"

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on Ronan, you must know a few girls...

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Backne on women? Enh. Just don't start going on about the eroticism of chimples.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

backne + shoulder hair also = oh hells no

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(like I can talk)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe the girls are on steroids.

― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the coq is right.

backne, mind you not excessive though, is sexy.

you gotta embrace the imperfections man.

― joshd, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Bizarre theory/question: are some girls so broke that they are wearing Body Shop "Lavender Breeze" AIR FRESHENER to the club?!?

I have a bottle by my stovetop and I could SWEAR I'm smelling it off actual human beings!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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