If you found a magic lamp and the genie of POP music came out granting you three POP music related wishes what would they be?

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The only three rules are as follows:

*You can't make Shakin' Stevens have a successful comeback (a risk to world peace)
*You can't copulate with Michelle from Pop Idol (physically impossible)
*You can't make Alison Moyet's back less hairy (some things just are)

Other than that it's all yours...

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Over to you...

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Timbaland would produce Q Tip's next album and it would be mega.

Plaid would release one album every six months and they'd all be as good as Rest Proof Clockwork and Double Figure.

Mark Hollis would release another solo album where he embraces techno.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's to be POP related only. The genie denies you your wish and shrinks your dick as a result.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

1. You get your penis amputated
2. It gets infected
3. The Doctor doesn't care.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

All is pop, whoreboy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

1) They bring back Crystal Pepsi

2) Mr. Pibb eclipses Dr. Pepper as America's "other" brown pop of choice

3) RC Cola goes through a long-overdue critical reassessment.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread would've run if you hadn't killed it off, C-Man you dick

― omg, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

1) have c-man gagged and bound and fondled by both Michelle Mcmanus and Chris Martin. while one is at work the other can be crooning 'Sexual Healing' in his ear

2) Top Of The Pops to revert to 1988 style format but broadcast on Sundays and announcing the brand new chart rather than last week's

3) for pop music to continue to surprise me from time no matter how old, warped and cynical i get

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

1/ choke...

2/ ...on shit and die...

3/ ...mother fucker.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

1. there will be more celebrity choir charity songs

2. Local pop scenes will develop

3. Mr Swygart will publish his chart roundup twice a week.

― Jole, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's mine:

1) The blonde one from the Sugababes appears in my bed
2) So does Holly Valance
3) And all of Girls Aloud

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

and they all run away screaming and confused?

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Not as fast as if they saw your acne clad 25 stone self...

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

1. All songs that had been released with synthesized bells (I'm talking to YOU, Elton John) will have that sound replaced with the sound of a squeak toy.

2. Melisma must be sung by a Gilbert Godfried impersonator.

3. Videos will feature plenty of naked women so that C-Man has something to do instead of start threads on ILM.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ooohh, somebody's pissy.

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

1) That Timbaland produce the next coldplay album but demand from Chris Martin that every verse is rapped.
2) That Schnider TM storm the charts.
3) That Outkast and Beck collaborate with Phil Elvrum and the Neptunes arguing over the production.

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That somehow Prince circa Dirty Mind could collaborate w/Lindsay Buckingham circa Tusk

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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