JOHN DENVER, and why I'm going to be his first over-zealous fan.

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You know, bands like Metallica have fans that are all like, "I LIKE METALLICA SO MUCH THAT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!". You never see guys witht he same attitude about John Denver, so from now on, whenever I'm in a social situation and J.D. is mentioned, I'm gonna punch and/or kick whatever furniture is withing an arms reach and scream "I FUCKING LOVE JOHN DENVER!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, GODDAMMIT!"

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually i disagree with the premise of this thread; i imagine a lot of JD's fans are pretty psychotic.

― pete s, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

imagine a lot of JD's fans are pretty psychotic.

Yes, they're usually not psychotic in a "I FUCKING LOVE JOHN DENVER!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, GODDAMMIT!" kind of way.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, i think they are if roused. They just have a respectable veneer.

― pete s, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I mean, like, redneck asshole kick-your-ass over-zealous. If any of you like the idea you can do the same thing with Barry Manilow or Tom Jones. Just be really metalhead about it.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd love to see you pull this off, HP.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"YOU DON'T DIG SIMON AND GARFUNKLE? I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!"

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think if you said to a JD fan 'You know, i reckon John Denver was really rude to his mumma' then you'd see the shit fly.

― pete s, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You fuck with Denvah, you fuck with the big guy:

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/b1/fe/1015428-movie-resized200.jpg

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

And not just GB:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre800/e824/e82465xby0s.jpg

― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 17 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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