I really REALLY don't like it when Vanilla Ice gets drunk outside my local pub and does all this stupid breakdancing before throwing up nearby the local chippie and falling asleep on the road...

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It brings down everyones night.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 26 January 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Best one yet, I feel. A touch more observational detail and incidental evidence and I might have laughed.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Monday, 26 January 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish you could've videotaped this.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 January 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not Vanilla Ice. That's just someone who THINKS he's Vanilla Ice.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 26 January 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're a neo-maxi zoom dweebie, C-Man"

― John Bender (Dom Passantino), Monday, 26 January 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever came of Judd Nelson after he'd shagged Shannon Doherty (lucky bastard mind).

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 26 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

He became the editor of a fictitious fashion magazine in a fictitious sitcom with, er, David Spade. Oh, no it wasn't. Can't remember.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 26 January 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"...appalling taste in women...."

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think one photo sums up this thread.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 26 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

daren day is that?
and timmy mallet...

well now.. umm

now that went straight over my head

― Slump Man (Slump Man), Monday, 26 January 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool As Ice is a very unusual movie

― sym (shmuel), Monday, 26 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha johnny rotten mistaken for darren day!

― omg, Monday, 26 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cool as ice" = ultimate ironic cheese cultcha guilty pleasure

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

jonny rotten in the camp,
Its as close as he'll ever be to ca....

― Dr_gonzi, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

that haiku get you no shag.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

...and then the Koala turns around and bites off Lydon's nose.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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