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Sort of. I think it's a good fake. Or so I am told.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you finally been stricken blind, then? Your Braille keyboard work is excellent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have received many emails on the topic of Britney naked and engaging in various activities of a sexual nature, from such reliable sources as [email protected], and [email protected].

Sadly, after spending thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours following these leads, they have all turned out to be fake. I can't believe my old friend [email protected] would mislead me like that.

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a sorrowful situation, Scott.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Shattup Ned you dirty smellbum I hate you your willie stinks of kak and you like My Little Pony and why won't you be my fwend I'll get you for this fuck off miiiiiisss Ned's making fun of me ooooh my bellybutton tastes funny errr hee hee

― CRybaby W, Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

He cuts out the pies, washes up... he might be alright you know.

Actually... he'll still be a dick that looks like Miles Hunt. Sorry.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned does not deserve Suede. They are all about the waistline!

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has become very confusing.

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post Race you to the Excelsior thread!

― ..., Saturday, 22 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

At least the girl in the photo is good looking.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 22 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup. She sure is.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

which is more than can be claimed by certain other people, hmmm?

― haha, Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hot Lisa" as opposed to unhot Lisa I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, these days I'm full of confidence. But I aint going there...

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And I just won a bet that some sadass stalker on ILX would find these less than 2 weeks before they came online. Thred is now being emailed...

Ta. You sad sad fuck.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking hell.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what Wes Craven would think of this thread

― Patrick Kinghorn, Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't you say you had an MA? Why are you so thick then?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

gee that skinny guy with the big nose looks realy scaerd in all thoes photos. i wodner whats wrong with him.

― :|, Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

He bought it online. Doesn't fool us though.

x-post

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Calum? He's a Horror Journalist who writes for Shivers, Fangoria, and many other important Horror Mags....He's Scottish and he rocks.

― ..., Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Stay cool!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, if it's entertaining you then it's entertaining me.

― CRW (CRW), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum are you aware of the work of X@vier Mend1ck in the field of representations of the lactating breast in something something something horrorshow goth goth goth goth goth?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum, why did you deny being C@lum R0b3rt W@ddell the horror/movie journalist for so long? That site, the pics, the writing, it proves that (despite the wretched crap you subject yourself to watching) you might actually be a decent, normal, even "cool" person. You could've pointewd to that and said "hey, I'm only a brainless prick online, just for kicks, but look at this" . Well, sort of.

― ..., Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

If anything it's only increased my contempt for him. But this is because X@vier Mend1ck was my tutor in my third year at university and thus I dislike goth goth goth goth goths into horror movies, ESPECIALLY if they also happen to be skinny, pale, ill-looking and badly dressed.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, let me get this straight, Calum; you've just come back from Cannes and now you're reduced to trolling an internet messageboard for kicks?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum, why did you deny being C@lum R0b3rt W@ddell the horror/movie journalist for so long?

Hey, when you're a Comic Book Guy in training, you need alternate identities.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

No but I mean really, it's like he stil thinks this fiction can be maintained. He does stuff that's exciting, even glamorous, and he should start threads about that, telling us what he did in Cannes, or his thoughts on the awards or whatever. Instead he starts a thread about this crud. Why act like a useless felchbag when you could have fruitful discussions with us about your interests. Oh, I forgot, Britney nude is one of those.

― ..., Saturday, 22 May 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS???????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 May 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MODERATOR NOTE: As long as people continue to respond to CRW, I'm not moderating his threads.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 May 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Response to Dan; In the hope that there's a real live decent human being in there.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Sunday, 23 May 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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