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Fugazi fans are all sear jacket wearing idiots

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

people into krautrock are secret neo nazis.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Basement Jaxx fans are music critics.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Decemberists fans are all a bunch of cardigan wearing humanities majors

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing Joke fans fantasize about being thirteen year old girls and wear leather jackets.

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

emokids are all fags.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Communists are just part-time workers.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

we've done this thread before:
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

crap.

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 7 June 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

revive!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

All those guys are dicks. How do they listen to that shit?

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

According to this I'm a secret neo nazi who fantasizes about being a thirteen year old girl and wears leather jackets....

How the hell did they find out about the leather jackets?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

basement jaxx haters are all americans

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.clubbang.net/05-15-04/BANG-04.JPG

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

morrissey fans are addicted to touching his nose on record sleeves

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey fans all need to get laid.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a Morrissey fan too!

How do they keep discovering the innermost secrets of my soul?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Judas Priest fans dont like Madonna or that PUNK shit.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey fans are much better looking than they used to be.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Goldfrapp fans all read the Guardian on Saturday and aspire to going fully-organic.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hatebreed fans don't care what Mom days, they are totally not cleaning up their rooms.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

says sted days duh

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Deadheads are hippies.

Hilary Duff fans are pedophiles.

Dave Matthews fans don't actually like music.

Insane Clown Posse fans have a higher percentage of down's syndrome than any of other demographic.

Ben Folds fans annoy me.

Good Charlotte fans are pedophiles.

Phish fans are attracted to bright colors. It's the only thing they understand.

Widespread Panic fans are stupid useless hippies.

Metallica fans are garage mechanics.

NIN and Tool fans hate their mommies.

NWA fans are cops.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a crazy looking girl with a jean jacket, "Juggalette" emblazoned in puff paint across the back!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome (I think)!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

At the very least, entertaining to hear that!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ukraine is not weak, Ukraine is strong!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Noise rock dudes understand nerdy computer shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha I totally destroy that generalization.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

D'OH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Lenny Kravitz fans are Republicans.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Free jazz and improv fans all know each other because there's only 34 of them in the entire world

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that generalization's true, though. Half of 'em have sniped each other on eBay.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

cLOUDDEAD fans need to put the bong down.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Cro-Mags fans aren't into Gay Pride.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Toby Keith fans leave their televisions on 24-7.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

On Fox News.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

At full volume.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Female Mike Patton fans like the buttsex.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious otm

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Female Mike Patton fans are the ones you should avoid having buttsex with.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have buttsex with the male ones?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Male Mike Patton fans are most likely to not have ever had sex.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread had been locked?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Aerosmith fans drink Budweiser.
Phish fans drink Sierra Nevada.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Warm.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Fans of The Shins own cardigans.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls who like NIN are pale.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Henry Threadgill fans subscribe to Atlantic Monthly magazine.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Fans of The Cardigans own shins

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing Joke fans have colourful vocabularies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dub fans talk slow.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sonic Youth fans are old.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

east african guitar fans are robert christgau

― common_person (common_person), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dismemberment Plan fans underline significant passages in "The Fountainhead."

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hawkwind fans are bald men who drive Datsun trucks with the whole interior covered in the residue of 20 years of Pall Mall and Mexican shwag brown-frown weed smoke.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Fusion-jazz fans wear pennyloafers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Idlewild fans should spend more time studying for their English literature A-level and less time writing in their Livejournal.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Gong fans are Hawkwind fans.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Gong fans are the Hawkwind fans that are elves.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pixies shurely?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Marilyn Manson fans aren't impressing anyone.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimi Hendrix fans are unsuited to well-paying forms of employment

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Winger fans will be glad to drive you to the next Rod Morgenstern drum clinic.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Marley fans don't like reggae

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Vangelis fans would like you to take your shoes off before walking on the new carpeting.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Reggae fans don't like Bob Marley

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Wolf Eyes fans have dirty hair.

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

1) All u2 fans think 'the edge is the greatest guitar player in the world' and 'bono is god'.
2) All radiohead fans are paranoid wussies who haven't heard much music
3) all rush fans are spaced out losers who stare at things with their eyes glazed over
4) all lynryd skynyrd fans are fat
5) All creed fans are idiots

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Scratch Acid fans think that sounds like the bass line from "Mary Had a Little Drug Problem."

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Creed fans' scrotums are too tight.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Zappa fans will not let it lie.
Stereophonics fans only ever have missionary sex. With the lights off.
Depeche Mode fans (post 86) should be told there's nothing big or clever about being a smackhead.
Beatles fans need to listen to more music.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They Might Be Giants fans be majoring in English!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Eagles fans will help you get every penny you deserve from your personal-injury claim.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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