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You guys need to read this site to find hilarity like we found here:
New Liars album: 1 star in rolling stone, F in Spin / http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/postalservice/giveup/

HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

that postal service entry hurts my heart

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I pray that the Postal Service releases a second album that also sucks and therefore people will shut up about them already.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I always turn the Postal Service cd off after the first two tracks, so I think it's a pretty great 2-song album.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You've not been in hell until you live with a girl who every other morning loudly overenunciates with Ben Gibbard on the phrase "in this gaudy apartment complex".

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

hell is listening to anyone singing that fucking song about oswald

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

GEAR! DOES SHE HAVE A REGIONAL ACCENT?

HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.russellwolff.com/images/indiana_sign.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Metacritic are the bestworst part of writing about music on the net, because they take your great indepth intelligent article and reduce it to:

Hole’s original précis was to become something like Sonic Youth crossed with Fleetwood Mac, and America’s Sweetheart is the closest she’s come to creating that vision

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It's kind of hard to find stuff on there that would be likely to draw such bad reviews.

HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

In the link to my Britney piece they chose to use a sentence that included A MADE UP WORD!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the Postal Service record except not like OMG it's sooooo awesome! but it's catchy and pleasing and unites lots of different white people ok thx bye

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Metacritic is lame. What drives me nuts is that they don't use major U.S. daily newspapers like the Los Angeles Times or The Washington Post, which at least employ writers that aren't coerced into favorable reviews by record label advertising.

Yep, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
From Metacritic.com

All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review.

I like this site a lot, but is it acceptable to guess scores to make up the review numbers?

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/allienellen/thrills

Tell me, does this review read like a 60/100 score to you? http://www.dustedmagazine.com/reviews/2257

Because it doesn't to me! Am I interpreting it wrong? It certainly contains reservations, but appears generally more positive than the cokemachineglow and pitchfork reviews. Yet it is "rated" significantly lower than both. What gives?

fandango (fandango), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Metacritic is frequently full of shit. I've had reviews on it that are plainly -zero- get slightly optimistic numbers.

It's record reviews aggregator isn't its strongest part. Better at handling movies because there are less of 'em. Entire genres of music are basically excluded from the music tag by dint of its structure.

George Smith, Friday, 29 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Judging from their current list (85% of the records are green ('very good'), it seems that either Metacritic isn't scoring reviews properly, or that there are way too many positive/near-positive reviews of very mediocre records. The film section isn't as bad, but it's getting there. Or are music writers just easier to please than film critics?

So at this point the site is kinda useless except for the upcoming release calendar.

Keith C (kcraw916), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

OMG OMG OMG. I AFFECTED A METACRITIC SCORE! WAHOOOOOO!!!!!

Tape Store, Monday, 28 January 2008 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

CAN WE ALL GET EXCITED?!

Tape Store, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.creativeworlds.net/Gifts/TAura/Kirby_Celebration_Gif.gif

Tape Store, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dickdestiny.com/nomorepeas.jpg

Please Mommy, no more peas!

Gorge, Monday, 28 January 2008 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

How does metacritic decide which reviews to monitor, anyway? I've reviewed each of the following '08 albums for either Blender, emusic, or the Village Voice, and they don't seem to count any of the reviews I wrote (not to mention reviews I've written of tons of other albums not up there at all, for those and other fairly visible publications.) I'm not complaining, since they'd probably assign goofy scores anyway, but it seems so...random!

75 Sheryl Crow
76 Kathleen Edwards
75 Shelby Lynne
72 Tift Merritt
67 Allison Moorer
73 Dolly Parton
56 The Presidents Of The United States Of America
70 The Sword

xhuxk, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

We put up a hundred reviews a month at our website http://www.residentadvisor.net/ and they completely ignore us. Genre bias? /shrugs

good dog, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Whose idea was it for them to stop ranking 2008 albums? I'm tired of looking at their best of 2007.

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

You can "sort by score," apparently -- though this 2008 top-18-or-so looks as meaningless as usual.

90 Protest The Hero
87 Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
86 Hercules And Love Affair
85 Bon Iver
85 Sun Kil Moon
84 Raheem DeVaughn
83 Meshuggah
83 Drive-By Truckers
82 Erykah Badu
82 Jim White
82 Vampire Weekend
81 DeVotchKa
81 Why?
81 Atlas Sound
80 Fuck Buttons
80 American Music Club
80 British Sea Power
80 Los Campesinos!

xhuxk, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

90 Protest The Hero

! . . .

?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's a great record! but yeah don't know wtf it's doing @ #1

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

it only has four reviews, so it doesn't qualify for the actual year-end list.

really fun record though.

Simon H., Sunday, 13 April 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

I always criticize their subjective selections of reviews and cds at year-end critics-poll times.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 13 April 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Since its inception, Metacritic has provided a cross-section of reviews from a carefully-screened group of the most respected critics

Yea, whatev...

curmudgeon, Sunday, 13 April 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

it's a good idea. i just wish someone would do it better.. i think they should narrow down the number of publications and ask each to submit a score, even: not at all, good, very good or excellent.. they way it is now, with some scores taken directly from the reviews and others estimated after reading the review, and some mags worth more points than others.. it's almost worthless. i still visit for links to some reviews, but the aggregate aspect is a failure.

poortheatre, Sunday, 13 April 2008 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

another 2008 ranking list...

Pitchfork's 50 Highest Rated Albums of 2008
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/kenyon330/pitchforks_50_highest_rated_albums_of_2008

djmartian, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

That Fuck Buttons is sure overrated.

_Rockist__Scientist_, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

i think they should narrow down the number of publications and ask each to submit a score, -- poortheatre, Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:40

Ha.

Hi, New York Times

We do not want to try to understand your review of (). Can you just give it a score and send it to us.

curmudgeon, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Someone upthread explained METACRITIC's rating system, I think, but I still don't get it. For instance, how can this Tom Petty band -- Mudcrutch -- have a debut disc with a METASCORE of 84 as of today (05.17.08) when the highest score the disc received in any of its 6 reviews is an 83? (n.1)

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(n.1) The 6 reviews, as of 05.17.08, are from EW (83), The Onion (83), NOW Magazine (80), Rolling Stone (80), AMG (80) and The LAT (75).

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 May 2008 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

i think they should narrow down the number of publications and ask each to submit a score, -- poortheatre, Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:40

Ha.

Hi, New York Times

We do not want to try to understand your review of (). Can you just give it a score and send it to us.

-- curmudgeon, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:50 (1 month ago) Link

the parisian equivalent of Time Out, Pariscope, does a similar thing with films, as does Film Comment. at least it allows for all the critics to rate the films on the same, er, plane, however unsatisfactorily.

poortheatre, Sunday, 18 May 2008 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

That's true, and Christgau gives grades in addition to his reviews, and several American film critics have their grades for movies listed in Entertainment Weekly. Metacritic just so weirdly compiles grades for cds and only picks a very narrow range, genre-wise, of cds to include in their weird grading syste,.

curmudgeon, Sunday, 18 May 2008 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

GUYS THE HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC METACRITIC BEST ALBUMS OF 2008 POLL IS OUT!

1 Welcome To Mali by Amadou & Mariam 92
2 London Zoo by The Bug 90
3 Fed by Plush 89
4 Dear Science, by TV On The Radio 88
5 Exit by Shugo Tokumaru 88
6 For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Iver 88
7 Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes 87
8 Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds 87
9 Sugar Mountain: Live At Canterbury House 1968 by Neil Young 87
10 Robyn by Robyn 86

(funny how only four of them appear in the top tens of any of the publications they list..)

poortheatre, Friday, 19 December 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

never understood how they choose the score number for a written review.

Zeno, Friday, 19 December 2008 11:56 (seventeen years ago)

Interns.

derelict, Friday, 19 December 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.dickdestiny.com/nomorepeas.jpg

Please mommy, no more metacritic rubbish peas!

Gorge, Friday, 19 December 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like that same Robyn album has been appearing on year-end lists for the last 4 years

The Brainwasher, Friday, 19 December 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

I very belatedly discovered that some albums are listed by title only, so for inst reviews of James McMurtry's current album are under Just Us Kids, and how they got a mere 70 for my (Voice) review of it I dunno; xxhux said he kinda understood the score they hung on his review of it, though I forget what that score was (some of your other reviews you wondering about back in April might also be listed by title, xxhux)

dow, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

Mind you, it can be very educational to view range (from auto-similar to bizzaro-wild-card, and all points in between) of takes on known target.

dow, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like that same Robyn album has been appearing on year-end lists for the last 4 years

― The Brainwasher, Friday, December 19, 2008 11:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it has

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

as much as that woman irks me, robyn's strategy wrt promoting her album (release it again and again until enough markets notice her) is one that a lot of other "internet pop stars" could do well to note. when her second album drops - i assume we are still at least two re-releases of the debut away from this - i can see it being fairly massive.

lex pretend, Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:54 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

No reviews for "The Hurt Locker"? I don't understand...

banjoboy, Sunday, 27 December 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

Whoops. I thought this was ILE. Sorry.

banjoboy, Sunday, 27 December 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/hurtlocker

odd thing to celebrate... it's useful to have the links but the percentages are dodgy + an escalation of star-ratings crap.

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Sunday, 27 December 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks!

banjoboy, Monday, 28 December 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)


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