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From: mike in oakland
Sent: Thursday, June 10, 2004 12:46 PM
Subject: ashlee simpson = was "slamming in the pit" when she was 10 = obsessed with green day in the 5th grade. what has punque rocke come to?!?
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1479980/20031027/index.jhtml
ashlee simpson MTV reality show coming in July
read carefully and then for all the money in Turlock, CA, answer the 11-question pop quiz below
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extra credit question #11 of the 11-question daily pop quiz:
explain the musical link between: Ashlee Simpson / Green Day / 5th grade / "getting in the pit"
oh, forgot questions #1 through #10 --
1) who is ashlee simpson's sister?
2) is ashlee simpson Jessica's little sister?
3) who is jessica simpson's little sister?
4) does Ashlee have a sister?
5) what is Ashlee Simpson's last name?
6) if your name was Jessica Simpson, would your sister's first name be:
(a) bilie joe armstrong
(b) ronnie van zandt
(c) Ashlee Simpson
(d) all of the above
(ooh, multiple choice0
7) If your name was Jessica Simpson, what would your first name be?
8) does Ashlee Simpson have a big sister or a little sister?
9) if Jessica Simpson were Ashlee Simpson's big sister, and if she were married...what would be the first name of her husband?
10) how many Year 2003 MTV reality shows does the Simpson family star in, grand total?
12) super bonus question:
is the theme of Ashlee Simpson's reality show:
a) Making The Band
b) making the pancakes
c) making Jessica and Nick's dinner
d) Making The Album
that is all. thank you.
-30-
mike
― chuck, Thursday, 10 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)
I don't see Rat Scabies as a choice for 6) = the question's faulty.
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 June 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)
saw her on leno. at least as stupid as jessica. jeebus what a family. are the parents like retards or something?
― John Cocktolstoy, Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)
the teasers for the show are so ludicrious they're actually awe-inspiring. especially the one that promises to follow Ashlee "from her record contract all the way to her first gig."
― biggie, Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)
"It's a punk song," she said. "It has horns and everything."maybe ashlee learned all about punk from the minutemen's (terribly underrated) project: mersh.
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)
She looks like the girl from 7th Heaven who isn't Jessica Biel in that picture.
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm too tired to get mad about another person not being punk.
In fact, I totally support this show and Newlyweds. They're really helping the anti-Christianity movement.
― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)
you mean there's more people in 7th heaven than jessica biel? because i never noticed them
― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)
i do recall something about a religious guy though
― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)
i've only seen that in france, "7 à la maison." it sucks.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)
Who is Lindsay Lohan? Is she a Christian? Does she know Ashlee? Were they on 7th Heaven together? Did she get a boob job? Was Ashlee there? Are they sisters? Are they related to Hilary Duff? When to the Olsen twins turn 18? Are Ashlee and Jessica twins?
― Helen, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)
esoj, have you seen The Rules of Attraction?
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)
i think so.. that's the one with van der geek in it yeah?
― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)
and slutty cokehead Biel, yeah
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)