Someone is forcing you at gun point to give President George W. Bush the gift of a Black Sabbath album, which one are you going to give him?

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Personally speaking, I think his life might be reachly improved with even a casual listening of "War Pigs," so I'd give him Paranoid. You?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"reachly"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

druggy prez deserves druggy songs: so, dear coked-up commander-in-chief, I give you "Sweet Leaf."

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

..."Snowblind"
...."Supernaut"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a twat, so I'd give him Born Again

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd give him one of the early '90s albums to show how little respect I have for him.

― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 12 June 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you actually heard Born Again, Noodle? Cuz it's the best record Sabbath ever made.

And Joseph, Headless Cross is an excellent metal record.

Fuckin Ozzy purists like their metal legends dancin' fer chicken up in here

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Saturday, 12 June 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, come to think of it, the words "Ozzy" and "purist" don't sit well beside one another do they?

― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 12 June 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

vol. 4 for "Snowblind."

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 12 June 2004 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm by no means an Ozzy purist, Roger, I love me some Ronnie James as much as the next man.

I got Born Again when it came out, and it was just a huge disappointment to me. I haven't listened to it since my teens, so, y'know, maybe I'm being unfair, but from what I remember even its best moments just weren't Sabbath.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Saturday, 12 June 2004 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd give him the Pat Boone album of heavy metal songs.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 12 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pat Boone RAWKS MAN!!!!!!

― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 12 June 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was a C-Man post at first.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Saturday, 12 June 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I kinda agree with Alex, but I bet he'd love listening to Never Say Die... nothing like mindless shit.

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Sunday, 13 June 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Master Of Reality... "Children Of the Grave" kinda fits in with the theme of the results of the Iraq War.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 13 June 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Gun point", "forcing", "George W. Bush"...

Hello, CARNIVORE!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 13 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sabotage

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Volume IV

― Ghostface Threadkillah (calstars), Sunday, 13 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

W grew up in the '70s, how could he not already know sabbath?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather give him Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician, featuring "Sweet Loaf", and watch him try to get his brain around that.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Butthole Surfers is an excellent choice, but Hairway To Steven might be a better candidate, since all the song titles are represented by drawings & I don't think he can read.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 13 June 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

All of them. And the gun with the bullets.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

...watch him try to get his brain around that.
Thats like evenly spreading 1/8th of a teaspoon of creamy peanut butter across 12 loaves of bread.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 14 June 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd give him the debut album, but I would tape a bomb to it first

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 14 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Never Say Die - Obviously..

― mzui, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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