If Morrissey, Michael Stipe and Nicky Wire (in a banana suit) all fell out and had a fight, who would win?

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I reckon Wire might hold his own.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this seems...familiar. perhaps even reassuring

― Moon Raga (gareth), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks man.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

On a similar note, one month later and I still don't think You are the Quarry is all that good.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't heard it

― Moon Raga (gareth), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd even take Kill Uncle over it.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't we have George Formby in the fight too?

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Morrissey's got a gun

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly. He would kill Stipe and Wire quickly (rattle! rattle!) but wouldn't have the heart to murder Formby, one of his idols. George would then crack him over the head with his ukelele and that would be that. Music hall ballads about Chinese launderers would then become compulsory!

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

then Bowie would cock his head round the door but Morrissey would not look at him, merely mutter 'it's over now' whilst staring at the corpses

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/img/1/1330696.jpg

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

A calmer start but it is still what it is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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