You have been chosen to speak for the Entirety of the West to Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. There is a stipulation: The only communication you are allowed to pass onto the man is a solitary album. Wh

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I think this would do the trick.....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025IL.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Weirdly, inexplicably offensive thread.

But anything by Gary Davis.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a certain range of frequencies that make people sick upon hearing, and i think there is a john zorn album with that sound recorded.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

frank zappa - sheik yerbouti

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Teaser And The Fire Cat - Cat Stevens

― PT, Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Osama, thy work is done, go home with a lime phosphate and a virgin:

http://www.unclebuzz.com/first.jpg http://www.unclebuzz.com/allah.jpg http://www.unclebuzz.com/holywar.jpg http://www.unclebuzz.com/fifhcd.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately: Lay down your arms, sheikh, for among us are they who like you are hiding, and we are all as one skin:

http://www.sentireascoltare.com/CriticaMusicale/Monografie/jandekpic/intro.JPG

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately: FOAD, douche.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct3/1ulfass/sod_seod/sod_speak_english_or_die_a.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Or just let him know that Saxon's got some good twin-guitar riffs:

http://www.mothermetal.com/Images/crusader.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

i'd seriously contemplate just going to a record store, picking up a random house/glitch/IDM/whatever cd, and sending it to al qaeda or bin laden. b/c i think that they'd have NO FUCKING IDEA what to make of such a thing.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.yellowmelodies.com/e-zine/numero1/portadas/BelleAndS.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Not one, but four FIFH albums: Ian, you have rocked my world tonight.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenny G Gets Political

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian it must be the entire Jandek cataloge in order.

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

or if that fails

http://www.subpop.com/bands/earth/earth-185.gif

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing. We deserve to burn.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.klezmer.de/Platten/P_Revival/R_Kapelye/R_Kapeye-chicken/Kapelye-Chicken.jpg

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I used to own a copy of that. I don't remember what happened to it.

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bubble Gum, Lemonade & Something for Mama by Mama Cass.

― Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

2 live crew - as nasty as they wanna be

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron wrote:
there is a certain range of frequencies that make people sick upon hearing, and i think there is a john zorn album with that sound recorded.

I think you're referring to Kristallnacht. The liner notes mention high frequencies being used in "Never Again" which may cause discomfort. I wouldn't go so far as to say that it makes you feel sick, but it is a really devastating song - probably one of the most powerful (and emotional) experimental songs I've heard. But, to stay on topic, I don't think OBL would even get past the cover art:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f517/f51763z86nt.jpg

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lilt.ilstu.edu/wmcbrid/ween.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's obvious - Bat out of Hell - by which OBL recognises that paradise lies by the dashbaord light, not with 786 virgins in the afterworld, shrugs his sholders, intones that two out of three towers of the infidel ain't bad and rides off on his motorcycle, like a sinner before the gates of heaven.

― queen Gone when the morning comes, Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is this thread offensive again?

Osama, bro, step into the Lizzounge!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005J9V5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd200/d288/d288733h21c.jpg
Featuring Curtis Mayfield's "(Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go". ANY record with that song would be appropriate; the title of this soundtrack is mere icing on the cake.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

that one crazy-ass techno album that's made entirely of surgery noises. You know the one I'm talking about, don't you?

― Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Matmos' "A Cut is a Chance to Cure," you mean?

― Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Something by I Am The World Trade Center surely?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Neb.

― Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Bungle - Disco Volante?

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Osama and his ilk are clearly Carpenters fans.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

>>I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.<<

Oh c'mon "Desert Search for Techno Allah" is a great song. Otherwise, yes I am not a fan.

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Vol.2

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

twelve years pass...

simpler times

― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:45 (nine years ago)

In the "simple jack" sense, yeah

― briscall stool chart (wins), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:48 (nine years ago)

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