what do you get when you cross a pederast with a pirate?

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Arrr Kelley

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A pederast is a man who sleeps with male children.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you get when you cross a pederast with a pirate?

Probably a pirate, it got awful lonely out there on the ocean wave

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

jusat to clarify i aint hatin on the Kelley machine

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And for true pederasty, anal sex must be involved.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You get to see some puppies, arrrr!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaron I be a little worried

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, i laughed

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I love me some pirate jokes.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/images/diary/crossage/2004-02-01.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Carrot Rope vs The Hook.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

A. A very worried cabin boy.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

this reminds me i need to go try and d/l Happy People/U Saved Me

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaron I be a little worried
Well excuuuuuuuuse meeeeee for owning a dictionary.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

momus?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

surely someone needs to work the word "booty" onto this thread...

― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

As in comma "Feeling on"?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://deseretnews.com/photos/c022304dog.jpg

yes, yes. ees a very funny joke. very funny.

FOR ME TO PISS ON!

you see what i did there?

― triumph, Friday, 27 August 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the correct answer would be Gary Glitter

― kjoerup, Friday, 27 August 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What did they call it when the cat started for the Yankees?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

a purrrrrrfect game!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what did the cat order at In N Out?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

a hampurrrrrger!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you call a male cat who acts awkwardly sleazy around female cats?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a purrrrrvert!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

what was that all-cat remake of that Scarlett Johannsen movie?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Girl With A Purrrrrrl Earring!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how did the cat get paid?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

on a purrrrr weekly basis!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

where did the cat remark about why brian eno was a better guitar player than robert fripp

at ILM, on the inpurrnet

― dog, Friday, 27 August 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ya killing me
which leader instagated the Catural revolution in China?
Chairman Meow

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

how did the cat learn to play Pink Floyd songs on the guitar?

with a book of guitar tabbys!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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