Do You Ever Wish You Could Be Like This Guy?

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From the introduction to Glass Onion: The Beatles In Their Own Words by Geoffrey Giuliano a.k.a. Jagannatha Dasa

"Today, the world in which we live is so incredibly boring, bland, and unexciting that one can hardly be blamed for looking back over one's shoulder at the unequaled artistry, affable lunacy, and spiritual poke-in-the-ribs that was the Beatles and company in their time."

AND:

"I came up in a time when there was an honest chance of finding a prophet on nearly every street corner. New ideas were everywhere and people were happy to at least listen. Nowadays nobody's really talking, so I walk the streets without expectation, chanting my mantra, looking past the golden arches, burned-out buildings, and seamy technology dives that litter the landscape, remembering a time long before. The sixties are dead, long live the fab four! Hare Krisna, Hare Krisna, Krisna Krisna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama..."

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It would make life so much simpler, wouldn't it?

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

what's a seamy technology dive?

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not quite sure. a radio shack, maybe?

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

could be! Or maybe like a cell-phone kiosk. Those things ARE kind of annoying, he's got a point there. Well, I don't know what the heck it is, but it sure is fun to say out loud. It sounds like something Spiro T. Agnew would say.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

From Revolution in the Head by Ian Macdonald (generally a very good book about the story behind the discography of the Beatles):

"Yet the effect of presetting the rhythms of pop by drum machines, and later by drum samplers saved to sequencers, has been to elevate 'the groove' over every other musical priority. At its simplest this means that songs nowadays are written from the rhythm track upwards, rather than from a melodic/harmonic idea, as was the case with almost all sixties music... Dominated by the synthetic slam of the modern sequenced off-beat - crashing down tyrannically like some monstrous industrial timekeeping device - all modern songs are regularised and formularised, their harmonic movements restricted and predictable, their vocal lines devoid of independant melody and constructed out of prefabricated melodic and lyric cliches bolted together as if by mechanics on a production line.'

This I find especially patronising:

"Arguably pop music, as measured by the singles charts, peaked in early 1966, thereafter begining a shallow decline in overall quality... While some will date this tail-off to a little later, only the soulless or tone-deaf will refuse to admit any decline at all."

ARRGHHH!

Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 27 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And what would MacDonald and the other bloke say about the fact that the majority of virtuoso Indoan musicians are now touring with these:

http://www.keshav-music.com/electronics.htm

I've got no problem with it. I would like to have that digital tanpura, in fact. Imagine the hours of fun, just letting it run all day long ...

kjoerup, Friday, 27 August 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "Indian" musicians, of course.

kjoerup, Friday, 27 August 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's hard to believe this guy really exists. I mean, the sixties nostalgia, OK.

But the Hare Krishna chant... woah.

"I walk the streets without expectation, chanting my mantra"!

bugged out, Friday, 27 August 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I walk along the city streets, you used to chant along with me ..."

Joseph McCombs, Friday, 27 August 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he saying the Beatles don't suck?

'Cause they do.

Sasha (sgh), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

seamy technology dive:
sounds like a couple of scenes in blade runner. if mr. jagannatha giuliano thinks it's too much like blade runner now, he should pull his head out of his ass around 2014. hope he can chant in double time....

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

seamy technology dive = any nyc internet cafe after 10pm

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, I wish I could be like that

because then I would know where to find me to give me a good slap

coco, Friday, 27 August 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Arguably pop music, as measured by the singles charts, peaked in early 1966, thereafter begining a shallow decline in overall quality... While some will date this tail-off to a little later, only the soulless or tone-deaf will refuse to admit any decline at all."
That writer is a fucktard. It didn't peak in 1966. It peaked in 1982!
(And it keeps threatening to get good again.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
"Listen to the Beatles records, but dig Queen or Clash or whatever is going on now."

-- John Lennon, 1980

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)


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