Critical Contest: Write the worst, most cliqued, offensively stinky album (or concert) review you possibly can!

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-- Intentionally write the nightmare of all reviews.

-- Please use annoying critical ticks, bad/inaccurate remarks; or, be intolerably, vomitously obnoxious.

-- Length is totally optional.

-- Well known albums (or bands) may be more fun, but not necessarily.

-- Winner gets the hatred and admiration of ILM.

I'm working on mine...Best of Luck!!!

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

pay me

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

cliqued?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I wrote one, but only my friends are allowed to read it.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Manual
Ascend

The perfect soundtrack to a rainy day. Even though it doesn't have any lyrics (for you lryicsal types) there is much meaning in the beautiful music itself. The tones Manual uses to convey his modern orchestras are magnificent. For those of you who do not like electronica there is also guitar. In conclusion, this seminal album is perfect music for a sunday afternoon.

― Sansai, Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Much like electro-folk troubadour Beck,..."

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 29 August 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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