Artists who look nothing like they sound?

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Not sure if its been done before, but you get it right? As in their music, especially their voice doesnt seem to match their faces.

― dmun, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike Love

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Taylor of Queen

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaron Neville

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick Astley

― Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a good one!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Mick Hucknall

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Van Morrison

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Snow

― Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I could not, at the time, believe what The Pixies looked like when I first saw the "Here Comes Your Man" video [Record sleeves were little help, and I certainly wasn't reading the NME or whatever as a wee lad].

― Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mego.at/images/artist_merzbow1.JPG

― b b, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like he produces tons of unlistenable art.

Just a stab in the dark...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Junior Boys.

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Charley Pride....................... obviously

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That hippie guy in Chemical Brothers. Tom Rowlands, is it?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Scott.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Angie Aparo.

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Wyatt

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, his voice at least...

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian Curtis - booming deep voice and cherubic looks

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Cherubic? Really? Wasted more like.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Neil Hannon

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I'm thinking in particular of the So It Goes appearance for Shadowplay.

He looks young and innocent more than wasted to me.

(x-post)

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Edan

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark R stole mine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I'm not sure what I expected Tim Harrington of Les Savy Fav to look like, but that wasn't it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

My man Alex Chilton singing "The Letter."

― toothy philanthropist, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed, and thus the young Stevie Winwood

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

AHH, jaymc stole mine. How about turning this into a picture thread?

http://www.mattfoto.com/blog/images/lesavyfav.jpg

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

lisa stansfield

― mucho, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick Gilder

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, awesome, Jena!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dusty Springfield

― Yngwie AlmsteenMay (sgertz), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatshername the singer for "Romeo Void". Broke my teenage heart.

I'm pretty sure I would not "like her better if we slept together..."

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

So, this thread is really "I didn't know they were white" with a few detours into "I didn't know they were fat"...right?

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Antony (and the Johnsons)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's easier than finding people that sound fat but are suprisingly skinny...

However, to satiate you, I didn't know that Darius Rucker was black. And I never really cared either.

Happy now? Shhh...people are having fun.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally thought Heintje was a woman when I heard the singing; then I look at the record and whoah, it's a twelve year old boy. Oops.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Joel. He used to be a boxer!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

So, this thread is really "I didn't know they were white" with a few detours into "I didn't know they were fat"...right?

Well, to be fair, Tim Harrington is kind of "I didn't know they were OH MY GOD IT IS SASQUATCH." That is one. Hairy. Dude. Great singer, great band, but the man is a wookiee.

― Telephonething, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://observer.thecentre.centennialcollege.ca/entertain/entimages/nomeansno02.jpg

Nomeansno

(well according to their press photos, at least)

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I was a bit shocked at my first Nomeansno gig when I saw this Phil Donahue lookalike roadie guy walking around the stage setting stuff up, and he turned out to be Rob Wright, the bassist/vocalist/frontman... (later, when Newt Gingrich became a known figure in politics, I was convinced it was Rob Wright in disguise)

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lady Sovereign.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pixies

Seconded. I remember being shocked when I first looked at their pics on the Bossanove booklet. Actually, I kind of liked their style.

― daavid (daavid), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the organ

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

So... what did you guys think Pixies looked like before actually seeing them?

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Magas

http://home.wanadoo.nl/unsane/cell/bands/magas01.jpg

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly cannot imagine Black Francis' voice not coming from a fat guy. And I mean that in a really good way.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So... what did you guys think Pixies looked like before actually seeing them?

Having heard all that pre-Bossa Nova stuff without a single clue, I'd constructed a more stereotypically evil and psychotic, perhaps even leather-clad, image in my head. Like the Cramps maybe. Hehehe. I suspect that was just me though.

Then the "Here Comes Your Man" clip just made them all look so sweet, even if that bizarre lip-synching did little to reassure me about the psychosis.

― Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Strokes

― Heavy Tom Petty, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, Les Savy Fav, totally.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jah.ne.jp/~fukufuku/footie_songs/club/club_pix/man_c/sidebottoms.gif

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

After watching the Family Jewels deev - Angus Young!

Most kids that age woulda been trying to come to grips with Wild Thing.

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chairkickers.com/images/images/image13.gif

...and i love them for it.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This might just be me, but I always thought Ghostface Killah would look a lot more "adolescent." Instead he is a Beardy McBeardbeard.

― Yejoon (Yejoon), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Robin Guthrie!

― fdgd, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Devendra Banhart - what do you mean he isn't a whiskery old black lady from Louisiana?!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Regarding Queen:
Roger Taylor sounds roughly like one would expect Brian May to sound like.
Brian May sounds roughly like one would expect Roger Taylor to sound like.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

Alex Clare

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 June 2012 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

Refused look like the Inspiral Carpets more than a hardcore band.

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

Nisennenmondai.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

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