100 Stupid proclamations that sound good in songs! (If you don't think about them)

What's that then? A factory that makes piss? Is she talking about someone's bladder?

what bloody cowboys built this then?

Great idea, Bruce. I guess you didn't get to the verse where you trip over the couch and sprain your ankle.

6. "Do ya Think I'm Sexy?"

well...do ya?

that don't seem to be any kind of show I'd be interested in...

"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."

Ah yes, American, where I can be free.

Runner up is Pussy Galore's "Kill Yourself", a passionate exhortation to do the deed.

maybe something like a big bottle of booze, eh mr jim 'mystical' morrison?

Way to miss the point, chief.
Compare and contrast the song with Niggers are Scared of Revolution.

Why not just go ahead and do it? What's stopping you?

"Gold lion's gonna tell me where the light is."

No, a gold lion would probably eat you.

*all night long*?!...let's say "night" is from 10 PM until 6 AM...that's eight straight hours!...with no breaks!...not one!...not inb the contract!...can anybody reasonably do anything for eight straight hours?...(and don't EVEN mention Sting)...

none of you have ever done it "all night long", have you?...(please say no)...

i think what gil was talking about was that the revolution will not be experienced by his audience on the sofa with a beer but at closer hand.

i'd go for "I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving - England is mine, and it owes me a living." f*cking pikey morrissey.

This one always sticks in my head but you could insert any pop ballad.

Savage Garden:
"I want to stand with you on a mountain / I want to bathe with you in the sea"

Do you.
Do you really?

"Throw your hands in the air/And wave 'em like you just don't care!"
Yep, best way to demonstrate extreme disinterest that I know of. Whereas if you're really enjoyinng a show, stand perfectly still, arms folded.

Now, there's been plenty gigs where chickens have been thrown onstage, (stories passim), but how many have also had participants have access to a deckchair at the same time?

To say nothing of a dog large enough to enclose a participant.

So STAY already, moron! Unless you're looking for trouble, in which case you should GO. Either way, it's hardly a difficult choice, is it, Hamlet?

At least, if he goes the trouble will be somewhere else.

I always assumed Stevie Ray Vaughan was waiting for him outside.

unless of course you just roam somewhere that is'nt flooded by water - try the next town

Great chorus, but what the heck? It sounds so "West Side Story".

Now, they are pretty great, but if we're being totally honest, they don't actually make the rocking world go 'round.
I'll even concede that they contribute to making the rocking world go 'round, but they're not the only contributing factor, or even the major one, there are so many other things involved in making the rocking world go 'round.....

Quite apart from the fact that's a pretty stupid thing to do, the extreme logistical complexities of actually removing every single drop of blood from one's body would probably be beyond the organisational skills of someone who, every gig, has to write the name of the charity he supports on his hand so he doesn't forget it.

the doorbell was broken, or what?

"I’d like to leave the country
For a month of sundays
Burn the town where I was born"

...i mean, does a lover's voice really "fire the mountainside"? how do you fire a mountain? is this donald trump we're talking about?

also, i want to be your dog.