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and instead of a light coming on, music kicks in... what would play around your Flora and moldy cheese

― Sonicred, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

something by Young Marble Giants. they always make me feel like eating

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a trumpet fanfare played on a keyboard made in 1973

― tyler, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Something exceedingly goofy and self-conscious, yet with beats ... like Throbbing-Pouch-era Wagon Christ, or the marching fanfare from the Prisoner television series, or maybe Mike Flowers Pops or Cornelius or something.

― Dare, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"radioactivity...it's in the air for you and me"
actually probably something to cheer me up or distract me from the stae of or lack of the food in there.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Refrigerator Heaven - by Alice Cooper before he hit it big with "Eighteen" (can't recall if it was on Pretties For You or Easy Action...the latter, I think). -jeff

― mxyzptlk, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

weird al - eat it

― minna, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anything Fat Boy related.

― Brock K., Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This seems like it would be a really fucking funny thing to think about while you're high.

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But why would the music have to replace the light? Couldn't I have both?

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

clarke its not real... don't worry about the practicalities

― Sonicred, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A different Beach Boys intro each time - Wouldn't it be Nice, The little Girl I once Knew, California Girls, You still believe in me, Celebrate the News (where you get to hear Dennis say 'hello!)and whichever others you like. The thing would be to get your food out before the vocals start.

― Ondes Martinot, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, surely the answer is Fridge?

― emil.y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can imagine opening my fridge and the intro to "One More Time" blaring out at me, then you close the door and rub your eyes cartoon style and reopen it and it blares out all over again.

― Ronan, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the way everyone has pondered this idea

Cheers

― Sonicred, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Love To Love You Baby.

― Poops McGee, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the way we were - babs

― Queen G, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For some reason, the first thing that came to mind was New Order's 'Procession'. That would be quite exciting and futuristic at first, but depressing if you hadn't closed the door by the time the swirly intro finished.

― N., Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the start of Future Sound of London's 'Papau New Guinea' - all those calling birds.

― Anna, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Welcome to the Jungle"

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicola Conte. That way I would be able to feel the supermarket perkyfreshness in the privacy of my own home.

― Mickey Black Eyes, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

La Cucaracha.

― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Hey Good Looking". And maybe "Hocus Pocus" by Focus when I have people over so I won't seem quite so pathetic.

― Arthur, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since I am housesitting, my fridge is playing John Cage.

― nathalie, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Music for TV Dinners!

― Curt, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some appropriate fridge themes: Quarter Pounder (Dave Angel), Peanut Butter And Jelly (Beastie Boys), Green Onions (Booker T & The MGs), Rib Joint (King Curtis), Sushi (Deep Dish), Apple Pie A La Mode (Destiny's Child), Baked Alaska (Eggs), Nutty Chip Cornet (Fluke), One Million Hamburgers (Frank Chickens), Crispy Bacon (Laurent Garnier), Yesterday's Wine (Merle Haggard), Peach Pie (Killdozer), Ham and Eggs (Jelly Roll Morton), Ice Cream (Raekwon), Creme Brulee (Sonic Youth), Cherry Pie (Underworld), Eggs And Sausage (Tom Waits), Peaches And Cream (Larry Williams).

― Martin Skidmore, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Martin

a little too literal and thought out there I think

― Sonicred, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a mean fridge would sing "bite" by the chills

― , Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dj food!

― geeta, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

martin... you're a dork.

― Phong Wiedermeier, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My fridge sounds like (or rather smells like) the fight club soundtrack. Lots of bruised items and caffeine. (Hey and my freezer is like "my cave" (if the cave was loaded with pizzas)!).

― Dan i., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aw, i thought Martin's list was rockin'. I wish i had that database to use as a reference, especially when i had a radio show. now here's a question: what do you suppose "sonic youth creme brulee" would taste like? it wouldn't be the classic vanilla, that's for sure.

― geeta, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fatso" by Jonatha Brooke and the Story

― brian, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Something really shit like 'Ice, Ice Baby' by Vanilla Ice. Or maybe 'Eat It' by Weird Al Yankovic.

― Johnathan, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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