― Poops Mcgee, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
heres an excerpt:
While I am interested in making schools more like disneyland (in other words more fun) I am also interested in making disneyland even more fun for children. My most recent idea is that of a "clothing optional disneyland." My feeling is that children would appreciate the freedom to wear their underwear both on their bums or on their heads, as the mood strikes. The centerpiece and main attraction of a CO-Disneyland would be "The Completely Bare Naked Ride." You have to be completely bare naked in order to ride it. Throughout the ride, various dignitary's (famous people) chase you with a towel. By the end of ride various royalty are having afternoon tea, and the Queen of England ends up chasing you with a towel. After the ride is over we could perhaps inform the children that a dinosaur ate all their clothes. We would then provide them with special "Goofy Clothes" - clothes that are specifically designed to look funny, do embarrassing things and make embarrassing noises. This is just an idea, but if it is an idea that makes children happy then it is of God.
― Dare, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Lindsey B, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
This fruitcake nonsense could only come from the type of person who should be locked up, away from decent society. Sod off you paedophillic freak!
Ooh and another thing...as rubbish as i personally think religion is..I doubt any religious people will care for you comparing their God to a paedohile. I don't think the creator of the universe would be a wicked sick pervert like you!
That's actually sickening.
Booo! Get off! Hisss! Rubbish!
VT
― Vlad Tepes, Sunday, 3 November 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)
"My intent is to enact the Second Coming upon some pretty young girl's bum. In other words, I intend to do the right thing and expose the aforementioned bums to the infinite love of God. Unlike hypocritical people, God does not care how the love of God enters into the physical system, just as long as it does indeed enter."
Maybe religious people aren't so weird.
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 3 November 2002 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)