Um, the new Fergie album is fucking nice.

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Just so you know.
I still can't really get with London Bridges, but much of the rest of the first half of the album is pretty great.
The problem is that I'm walking around enjoying 'Fergilicious' and it feels wrong.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

It feels wrong because it is. Fergie is a fucking talentless trollop.

― button mushrooms (the_article_don), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Also, THAT AIN'T LONDON BRIDGE YOU DIM CRACK-ADDLED WANKSOCK!

― Clumsy Colin in ACTION BIKER (coach_mcguirk), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

[er... tirade directed at Fergie, natch]

― Clumsy Colin in ACTION BIKER (coach_mcguirk), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Fergie" is a gross name

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

She pissed herself and now Fergie has an album out and it is filled with songs that sound like "my humps"..

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

Nu-ILM, still bringing the misogyny in 2006.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck you

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

if there's one thing i won't let bitches call me, it's misogynist.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol. I wasn't akshully thinking of you.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 September 2006 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

i tend to get touchy when i can't sleep

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

Try listening to the Fergie album.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 September 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

nah, i might have nightmares about humps and bridges and the like

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

Forks would seem to be correct on this. Fergilicious!

― Eppy (Eppy), Saturday, 16 September 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you're ready
For this pee-pee
I don't think you're ready
For this pee-pee
I don't think you're ready
For this
Cuz my urine's too
Fergilicious for ya, babe!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 16 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

THAT AIN'T LONDON BRIDGE YOU DIM CRACK-ADDLED WANKSOCK!

Haha, the video always cracks me up for precisely this reason.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Saturday, 16 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

This will always be the best Fergie video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5DkLd22Ic

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 16 September 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Fergie looks like a blonde version of a girl in my kindergarten class. (Kids Inc. Fergie, not nu Fergie.)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

Her new single "Glamorous" is amazing... even better than "Fergalicious"!!!

IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!!!!

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Saturday, 10 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

(I guess I need to buy this album)

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Saturday, 10 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

'glamorous' is great (the HARMONIES! are properly gorgeous! i did not expect fergie to have songs with gorgeous harmonies in them) and the album is pretty awesome, i have talked about it at length elsewhere but suffice to say that if gwen stefani had made this album (as it often feels she should've, instead of lame-ass sweet escape nonsense) people would be creaming themselves over its invention and variety.

― antidote against poisoning (lex pretend), Saturday, 10 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't heard it but i have heard the london bridge song and that just sounded like a blatant rip off of gwen stefani

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

haha holy shit "Glamorous" is good

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

Fergie is keeping popism alive w/in me

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

the '07 bonnie & clyde vid puts bey-z to shame too.

― tsk. (mwah), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

Fergie sucks.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

nice bod though. the face? eugh

― rizzx (Rizz), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

The M.I.A. it's NOT ok to like?

― about:coffee (fandango), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

i will probably regret not putting fergalicious in my 06 top 10

glamorous is !!!

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

just heard "glamorous". it's a carbon copy of a remix of gwen stefani's "luxurious" by zone 4 that came out two years ago. i don't know the back story, but it has the exact same sample and ludacris verse.

― Gregory T (tubesocks), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

and producer

― deej.. (deej..), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm quite willing to defend Fergie's more upbeat stuff, but "Glamorous" is a fucking snooze. The line about still eating at Taco Bell cracks me up, though.

― The Reverend (R. J. Greene), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

"contains the hit single: If U Ain;t Got No Money (Take Yo Broke Ass Home)"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/5/8/m/c5857041wmv.jpg

― PappaWheelie MMCMXL (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

I refuse to buy anything from someone who can't spell a word as simple as "tasty." WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

I heard song on the radio earlier today called Finally, and at first I thought it was a new Celine Dion single or something, but the voice sounded a lot younger so I thought Aguilera. When the radio announcer said it was Fergie I nearly choked on my chelsea bun. Who knew she (sort of) the pipes?

― Christyles, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

I heard this song on the radio earlier today called Finally, and at first I thought it was a new Celine Dion single or something, but the voice sounded a lot younger so I thought Aguilera. When the radio announcer said it was Fergie I nearly choked on my chelsea bun. Who knew she (sort of)had the pipes?

― Christyles, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

― Tape Store, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Thanx for making sense of my ramblings.

― Christyles, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 2 August 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

talentless trollop.

Bahahahahahaahahahahahaa. Cheers!

― Alex in NYC, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

"Party People" is the most 2000s song ever.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

new single produced by dj mustard has leaked

― dyl, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQTqPRojc8Y

― dyl, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

this is very very fun. i really love fergie's snotty rapping and she's a real good fit for dijon

― lex pretend, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

New track "MILF $"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA

Can't see how this isn't massive for the summer. It's pretty great, maybe on par with "Glamorous".

― yesca, Sunday, 3 July 2016 01:09 (nine years ago)

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/images/2013/07/20130716thumsupjen.jpg

― oculus lump (contenderizer), Sunday, 3 July 2016 02:22 (nine years ago)

i heard "glamorous" in a bar the other week and was hit hard by how lovely it is

― dyl, Sunday, 3 July 2016 18:01 (nine years ago)

yea glamorous holds up def

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 3 July 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Love that Lonely Island already did a parody of this 3 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V35jvY0u7I

― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 23 July 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

So Fergie did the national anthem at a sporting event of some sort and some people said it was bad, but then this youtube channel made a backing track to match it and it's pretty special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bogpQ_BfaPM

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:01 (eight years ago)

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