does slash go by the name slash?

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The State sketch about Slash is amazing.

slash goes by "roger adultery"

Oh damnit, this was a good loaf of bread.
Do we have bugs?
No it's not bugs.
Do we have mice?
No it's not mice.
Then what is it?
It's Slash.
Slash????

Sarah, what is this itching?
Now we have Fleas.
(Show 3 or 4 guys dressed like Flea rocking out in the kitchen.)

the state rocks
" i just dont have the same passion for delivering mail that i do delivering delicious tacos"

It is a tribute to his love of fan fiction about Kirk having sex with Spock.

Acutally, this makes me think: I'll bet there is Axl/Slash slash.

I never want to read it, but I bet it exists.

Once a Guns N Roses groupie disappeared in to the men's toilets with him, saying, 'I'm just going off for a Slash'. Probably.

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it must be impossible to google

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Former Guns'n'Roses guitarist Slash is to distribute his first solo album in a £14.99 special edition of Future's music magazine Classic Rock a month before its general release next spring.

Just for fun, here's all of Slash's SECRETS:

"I got into rock-and-roll because I wanted the chicks. The Dixie Chicks."

"I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge of reducing prices for really big sales."

"One time we played a concert in Antwerp, Belgium. At least I thought it was Antwerp, Belgium. Turns out it was a Stop 'n Shop in Wisconsin somewhere, but it was fun man."

"If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself."

"The original name for Guns 'n Roses was Roses 'n Guns, but that just sounded stupid."

"I once asked Axl why he left the 'E' off his name. He started crying and said he thought he'd spelled it right."

"Almost every night I have a dream where one of my pet snakes eats all those boys in Hanson."

"Someone once asked me what I liked better-kittens or puppies. And I said "'It's a tie man.' They said- 'Too close to call?' I said, 'No, man, too cute to call.'"

"My original nickname was 'Splash' because I loved that movie so much."

"I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice."

"An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles."

"Originally, I wanted to call the band 'Guns 'n Robots.' I still believe that if we had just called ourselves 'Guns 'n Robots' we'd still be together."

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, February 1, 2005 1:28 AM (4 years ago)

Slash, as he appeared on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien's SECRETS recurring bit.

I wonder if Jack Handey writes those?

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"Someone once asked me what I liked better-kittens or puppies. And I said "'It's a tie man.' They said- 'Too close to call?' I said, 'No, man, too cute to call.'"

Slash OTM