THE INTERNET BAND

The World's Next Great Rock Band Is Now Forming. You Will Absolutely Be The #1 Band After Your First Cd Release. I Guarantee It.
The Group Will Have 5 Lead Singing Capable Musicians+ Great Original Songs+ Great Obscure Cover Songs= The Worlds Greatest New Rock Band............I Say Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeahh..........I Got Fame........Right Here............If You Want It. The Beatles Had 4 Singers, I Want 5. Are You Worthy?

Update Feb 24th- I Really Would Like To Have At Least One Roger Daltrey, Sammy Hagar Type Singer In This Group. Two Or More Would Be Better.

Lets Make It Easy For Everyone In This Group, 5 Singer/Musician/Songwriters. No Stress. All Talent. Just Worry About Those Golddiggers.

Guys, My Advice To All Of You Is To Get Famous First. Even If It Means Being In A Group To Do That. Think Dave Grohl. Think Sting. How About Michael Jackson.

Be A Part Of This Forming Megagroup- For Singers/Rock Singers- Ages 19-23 Only. No Alpha Males-No Wimps. You Should Have A Good Steady Voice. No Screamers. Talented Is Good-Being Somewhat Attractive And Talented Is Better. Clean Cut, Singer-Songwriters Preferred. But All Eligible Will Be Considered. To Everyone Reading This Thanks, But Consider Yourself Very Lucky, Since I Am Not Spending Alot Of Money On Advertising, Yet. As Long As This Band Site Is Running, It's Good. So Let's Go-Go-Go. Stop Daydreaming Guys. I'd Like To Make 2 Things Clear. This Is A Rock Band. There'll Be No Dancing. Never. Also, You Guys Are The Band And I Will Be Owner Of The Band. Even Now, Someone Signing A New Contract With A Record Company, You'll Still Need To Sell 2-3 Million Cds, Just To Break Even. After A Long 1 Year Tour, You're Completely Exhausted. Then It's Time To Record Your 2nd Cd. They Want It Done In 6 Months And You've No Good Material. Well, You Know The Ending Of That Story. Dropped By The Record Company. Worse Still Is Being Kicked Aside By Your Fans. Hey, People Want Heroes. People Want To Be Impressed. But, They Found Out You That You Weren't Really That Special Afterall. Next! Security! I Know It's Not Fair... It's Not Right....Stop Crying Now.... You're Making Me Cry.... The Only Thing A Record Company Would Be Needed For, By This Group Is A Distribution Deal. That's It. Contact Robert@ everythingro✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

I Got A Question For You People. Why Do You Bother Putting Up Weak Songs On Your Myspace? I Would Rather Hear 20 Seconds Of Something Really Good Then 4 Songs Worth Of Mostly Bad Songwriting. Why Waste Any Of Your Time Writing/Finishing A Bad Song? Just Think Up Only Good Song Ideas. You Can Always Complete Them Later. Train Your Brain Now. Train Your Subscious Now. Your Subscious Is Working 24 Hours A Day. You Must Not Waste Any Of Your Time On A Bad Song Idea. If Its A Bad Song Idea. Stop Thinking About It. Think Of Only Good Song Ideas. Good Songs Start Good, Continue Good And End Good. Good Songs Make Other People Happy And You're Their Hero. Bad Songs Make Them Mad And You Suck. What Losers. I Don't Understand Why Nobody Gets It.

Update-Feb 24th. I Received 23 Emails Total, Counting The 3 Days Before My Birthday, My Birth Day And The 3 Days After My Birthday. Only One Person Wished Me Happy Birthday.

It's like Geir, minus 20 IQ points.

I Have Been Trying Anything That I Can Think Of To Stay Creative. Eating Right And Exercise, Vitamins And Being In Love And Getting Dumped And Other Little Things. And Now This Strategy. Hey Its Really Working Good For Me. There Has Never Been Any Drugs Or Alcohol Used.

Well, that's yr problem there dude.

I Don't Want To Call It A Music Boot Camp But You Will Be Rehearsing, Writing, Getting Along And Most Importantly Eating Healthy And Exercising (Walking-Jogging).

lol I never clicked on it

omg what a find tho

this is some hall of fame type shit

haha "train your subscious now". i seriously think bad spelling on the internet is the ultimate form of humour

t/s: the internet band vs. epsilon rising

Hahah oh my, this is kind of sad.

He Capitalises Every Single Word

It's like http://www.timecube.com/ decided to start a band.

is ayone here, you know, interested in trying out?

Wait, I swear I saw this like 6 months to a year ago and there was a thread on it.

Which makes it even funnier, b/c he's obviously not had much luck finding his talent.

i'm glad you passed him over and found more talented bandmates.

haha

this part kills me

Also, You Guys Are The Band And I Will Be Owner Of The Band.

My Band Members, Let Me Show You Them

It's Dexy's Midnight Runners all over again!

amazing.

The World's Next Great Rock Band Is Now Forming. You Will Absolutely Be The #1 Band After Your First Cd Release. I Guarantee It.

There Are No Outside Investors Needed Or Wanted For This Band Project. The Internet Is So Inexpensive And It Goes All Around The World. With Billions Of People And Word Of Mouth. Thats All You Really Need. You Make The Music, You Own The Music. You Sell It Directly To The People. Bypass Everything Else. Yes, That Is All You Really Need. It Seems, Nobody Has Taken Advantage Of This Fact. Until Now. Music Does Make The World Go Round. No, Its The Right Music For Each Person That Makes The World Go Round. Oh Yeah. Update Feb 23rd-This Is Really A Mini Page 13.5. Please Bypass This Page Now And Come Back Only After You Read Pages 11,12 And 13. I Expect This Group To Be Known In Every Country Of The World. I Expect Every Child In The World Whose Parents Own A Computer Over The Age Of 4 To Know The Bands Name. I Also Expect Every Person In The World That Has Access To A Computer To Really Really Consider Sending Their Money To Buy Some Of Our Music. Because The Music Fans Will Be Getting Good Songs/Great Value But More Importantly They Will Be Able To Dream. What If..I Hope That..I Pray That..I Want To Buy Somemore Songs. Heck, I'll Buy The Same Songs All Over Again. Just Like On Willy Wonka. There Are 2 Choices For The Music Lovers Of The World. Illegal Downloading For Free Or To Buy Our Songs. I Think Most People Will Decide Its Better To Buy Our Songs. I Figured Out Whats Better Then Free. You (TheMusicIndustry) Think You Know What My Plans Are. Yes Its Some Of That And Also So Much More. And...Also...So...Much...More! There Will Be No Sex, No Porn. Its All Good Or Good Enough And The People Will Love It. Nobody Wants To Give The People What They Always Wanted. This Group Finally Will. For The Music Lovers And Music Haters Of The World, For Anybody Ages 4 To 75. I Want This Group To Be The Only Group That Matters. Oh Yeah. I Wouldn't Say It If I Didn't Think It Could Happen. Everyone Knows Bill Gates Is Worth 50 Billion Dollars But They Still Keep Giving Microsoft Their Money. I Am A Very Skeptical Person Myself But I Have Wasted Money Buying Stuff/Crap On Ebay And Stores Where I Live. Everybody Has A Little Play Money To Spend Monthly And I Just Figured What Would Make Me And Others Want To Respond To A Rock Or Pop Group Nowadays. This Group Will Be The Most Talented, Have The Best Overall Song Value With The Best Promotions. All The Other Rock Groups Will Say Ow! We Give Up. You Win. Would I Buy Any Other Groups Music Over The Internet? No. Never. Would I Buy This Groups Music Over The Internet? Yes, I Would Definitely Do It At Least One Time. I Talking Just For The Promotions Alone. I Would Be Compelled To Because Its Such A Good Deal. I Just Figure That Most People Will Say Hey You Got The Best Value, I Give You Some Business. Its Mind Blowing For Me To Think That Anyone Can Buy Our Music Then They Will Be Able To Spend A Little Part Of Maybe Every Day Thinking/Dreaming About This Group. Its Sounds Outrageous. You Might Ask Yourself Why Does This Guy Write, What Seems Like Near Impossible Expectations? I Can Just Easily See It Happening. Yes I Am Upsetting Some Older Musicians And Industry People And Getting Some Nasty Emails. Oh Well. I've Seen What All The Music Groups Have Done For The Fans The Last 50 Years. Really Nothing. I'm Getting All The Big Thinking And Big Plans Done Before It Happens So When It Does Happen I Will Be Absolutely Bored. Thats Why I Think Its Better To Have A Huge Group So The Fame Gets Spread Around. Hopefully Everybody Can Keep Each Other Grounded. Now I Hope You Don't Stop Reading After This Page. I'll Give You Alittle Hint-Pages 11,12 And 13 Are Like This One. A Little Outrageous. But With A Lotta Ranting Thrown In.

a little outrageous.

and I'm a little bit rock and rolll..

Is he headhunting Marissa do you think

and I'm a little bit rock and rolll..

i was coincidentally watching this a couple of hours ago

Is he headhunting Marissa do you think

-- DJ Mencap, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:59 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha the perfect way to catch a killer... is to become one

BRIAN, I'M A GENIUS TOO

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/10/im_a_genius_too.html

A great Peter Bagge illustration to boot.

i would have a theory if the smashing pumpkins hadn't already "reformed"