CAR = FUCK (pointless list thread for celebration of excellent trope)

2. R. Kelly, "Ignition"
3. Daddy Yankee, "Gasolina"
4. Rihanna, "Shut Up & Drive"

143141421 new entries by Halloween.

baby you can "drive" my "car"

Springsteen 1972-1981

the boss doesn't fuck he makes love

pull up to the bumper in yr proverbial long black limousine, requests grace jones

UGK - Chrome Plated Womang

squarepusher - my red hot car

Ive been driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne
It says morris on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob
But I dont really care, give me some gas and the open air

Its a bit old but its mine, I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock
I dented somebodys fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha

Ive been driving in my car, it dont look much but Ive been far
I drive up to muswell hill, Ive even been to selsey bill
I drove along the a45, I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day, youre mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn
I like driving in my car, Im satisfied Ive got this far

I like driving in my car, it dont look much but Ive been far
I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar
I like driving in my car, Im satisfied Ive got this far

UGK - Chrome Plated Womang

-- Oilyrags, Sunday, 28 October 2007 13:01 (5 hours ago) Link

"Big Red Rocket of Love"

"Do you want to ride in my Mercedes, boy?"

Chevrolet-ZZ Top, of course they had many more

"Lady Cab Driver" = special bonus points for two-on-one-album

Many, many T. Rex songs. The Slider being a favorite.

Ted Nugent, "Wango Tango"

You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

^^^(I have no idea what any of that means, but it sure sounds like sex to me!)

The Time - "Stick"