Wesley Willis' "Suck My Dog's Dick" Poll

I have to go with honey badger's ass.

suck a snow leopard's ass rolls off the tongue best

Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk!

do it!!

I want to hear this more than any other record ever.

Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk!

Yep.

Where's "Suck a constipated goat's dick"????

This song is OK, but I'm more of a "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" kinda guy myself. And the one where he goes "Put some tartar sauce on a horse's cock and SUCK IT!"

Fuck, I must have missed a couple. I was really tired last night. Just write those in I guess..

What about suck a caribou's ass?!?

how many "suck an animal's thing" songs did WW have?

racehorse's bootyhole narrowly edges out "buffalo's ass, fucking jerk!"

^^ this

the lack of quotes on the first seems to imply racehorse bootyholes IN GENERAL trump a particular WW lyric

Honey badger - those things are tenacious

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good poll

The president sucks on doggy dicks.

The president sucks on doggy dicks.

Turns out he's saying "Presley," not "president," according to the lyrics in the Wild Gift CD reissue. I heard "president" too.

These were always my favorite Wesley Willis lyrics:

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a motherfucker
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the deacons to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door

They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4
I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops

They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

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Wesley Willis lyric notebook just listed on eBay with an ask of $5,000. pic.twitter.com/AufyGXljff

— AJ LaTrace (@ajlatrace) February 16, 2021

my god, his penmanship

how is this so uniform...?! oh my god...

ward my rock music off.

rock over london, rock on chicago

The integrated marketing in the lower left corners ... ahead of his time!

One of my greatest musical regrets is missing out on seeing him live about a year before he died. I was in high school and I think I had a big paper due the next day or something so I didn't go to the show. Never got another chance :(

gonna buy the notebook so i can study and hopefully learn how to improve my penmanship jfc

also the significance of the lyrics "i love coming to rock shows at this club. i love this place like it's my home" was completely lost on me before right now. wild.