Your favourite jokes about David Guetta

What did David Guetta say when the former lead singer of Hole was holding him over some sort of precipice wherein him falling would have resulted in certain death?
Love Don't Let Me Go ("Love Don't Let Me Go" is a song by David Guetta)!

What did David Guetta say when the former lead singer of Hole left the house they shared together to go down the 24 hour garage for some mini Battenburg cakes?
Love Is Gone ("Love Is Gone" is a song by David Guetta)!

Why is David Guetta like a whisk?
They have both worked with The Egg (David Guetta collaborated with The Egg on the 2006 single "Love Don't Let Me Go")

Why doesn't David Guetta need a driver's licence?
I have no idea, but as he seems like the sort of guy who spends half his life fucked up on cocaine it's probably best that he's not tempted to get one!

What did the lead singer of Hole say to David Guetta when they were in bed?

Fuck me, I'm Famous ("Fuck Me I'm Famous" is the album by David Guetta. No one bought it. The lead singer of Hole is more famous than David Guetta)

What did David Guetta say when he refused to sponsor a charity that helped suffers of myalgic encephalomyelitis, on account of him being a celebrity?
Fuck ME, I'm famous (Fuck Me I'm Famous is apparently the name of a clubnight David Guetta runs)!

am i allowed to like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjrMTWXH28

Side question: is Das Racist the LMFAO for people that read Altered Zones?

If I had to put everyone in this video in Pitchfork terms, I would say: David Guetta = MSTRKFT
LMFAO = Das Racist
Fergie = Cat Power
Chris Willis = Romanthony

lol @ samsung product placement

wow that song is bad

gonna party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/WidowOfDestiny/Jiggle_Panda.gif and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and

REAL TALK: i mean it's basically like a happier-shinier Ed Banger production with some '90s style handbag house ish on the top. seems like the type of thing ILX dance crew could totally get behind if it had some whogivesashit.jpg scandinavian person singing the hook and not fergie ferg the duchess

how did David Guetta blow up so much? I remember him being played over and over on the gay SF radio station and being ignored completely by everyone else.

That is vile. I hope I never hear it again, but that seems unlikely.

Whiney OTM - It's like they went looking for everything bad about 90s commercial house and current commercial electrosomething and threw a suitcase of money at it.

REAL TALK: i mean it's basically like a happier-shinier Ed Banger production with some '90s style handbag house ish on the top. seems like the type of thing ILX dance crew could totally get behind if it had some whogivesashit.jpg scandinavian person singing the hook and not fergie ferg the duchess

― the last airbenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 4, 2010 12:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's something about the synths that's so obvious and unrefined. Look, ma, I made a dance track!

i like that song alright.

This is that overplayed Bloody Beetroots song except with annoying white people on it.

There is a real depressing vindication type feel to the way in which the mersh electro-house sound that has dominated Australia for the past five or so years has now taken over the world.

i gotta feeling fakeout

i'm just gonna start stanning for this song. fuck it.

i gotta feeling fakeout

― no Atlantis is too underwater or fictional (dyao), Sunday, July 4, 2010 4:22 PM Bookmark

so shameless

i rep the hell outta the kelly r joint and f/w the akon joint too but this one is just kinda there

this song is just kinda terrible.

i like commercial dance shit a lot -- or at least, when its great its GREAT kinda stuff, to me. but this is not.

that swedish house mafia 'one' song, thats pretty dece imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=futBZkaLt-8&feature=fvst

Guetta's not involved in that tho.

yeah im aware not the point

Swedish House Mafia are better than Guetta in general I think. From memory "One" is a Calvin Harris "I'm Not Alone" rip, yeah?

gonna party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/WidowOfDestiny/Jiggle_Panda.gif and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and party and

― the last airbenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 4, 2010 4:05 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

Swedish House Mafia are better than Guetta in general I think. From memory "One" is a Calvin Harris "I'm Not Alone" rip, yeah?

― Tim F, Sunday, August 1, 2010 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah its basically the big peak part of that song

http://i.imgur.com/3UAoJRa.jpg

"I want exactly three notes played in a pleasing sequence"

http://www.factmag.com/2015/04/29/david-guetta-was-forced-to-dj-off-usbs-without-a-playlist-and-described-it-as-old-school/

we need an "inner life of David Guetta" thread

it's lazy and easy to joke that something feels like it was scripted by Sacha Baron Cohen but also pic.twitter.com/7hFkUbNIsn

— Sean Craig (@sdbcraig) May 31, 2020

Shout out to his family

David Guetta as a benevolent Trump

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did it first pic.twitter.com/pdsDkUNqpd

— Michael Meehan and 2 others (@mikemeehantweet) May 31, 2020

and America too, actually

this is the most I've laughed at a video since "Tay Zonday plays TF2"

holy shit lmaooooo

he's trying really hard, bless his heart

truly the Channing Tatum of EDM

What did David Guetta say when he refused to sponsor a charity that helped suffers of myalgic encephalomyelitis, on account of him being a celebrity?
Fuck ME, I'm famous (Fuck Me I'm Famous is apparently the name of a clubnight David Guetta runs)!

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 11:24 AM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly the Channing Tatum of EDM

but channing tatum is good

just sitting here thinking about this and laughing my ass off