I know this'll probably turn into "don't worry if you think you've got an STD, it's probably only gonorrhea" or w/e but let's go
― BIG HOOS, leviathan of steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
"Yo, Chuck! They can't copyright no beats!"
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)
don't act too coolbecause ya might get shot
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=64782#unread
― and what, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
basic instructions before leaving earth...
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
even if your dick's protectedyou can still catch the hiv by doin' a nosedive
― Double Leaning Jowler (The Reverend), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
Don't get high on your own supply
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
there should be a separate thread for the GZA handing out wisdom in acrostic form
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
killah preist, n00b
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
I know I can (I know I can)Be what I wanna be (be what I wanna be)If I work hard at it (If I work hard at it)I'll be where I wanna be (I'll be where I wanna be)
― poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom
― BIG HOOS, leviathan of steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
if we were put here to carry a great weightthe very things we hate are here to build those muscles
i would never bring sand to the beach
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
look, I never had a dream in my lifebecause a dream is what you want to do but still haven't pursuedi knew what i wanted and did it till it was doneso I been the dream I wanted to be since day one
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
Tell that boy he's wrongGirls are strongNext time at show and tell play him our songTell your teacher I said princesses are evilHow they got all they money was they killed peopleIf somebody hits youHit 'em backThen negotiate a peace contractLife if a challenge and you gotta team upIf you play house pretend that the man clean upYou too busy with the other things you gotta doIf you start something, now remember, follow through
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
Does The World According to Pretty Toney count?Don't more real life than this
― My Grandad drinks wine he doesn't drink beer (Maxemillian), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)
look, I never had a dream in my lifebecause a dream is what you want to do but still haven't pursuedi knew what i wanted and did it till it was doneso I been the dream I wanted to be since day one― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:44 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:44 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is like looking in the mirror and saying "Candyman" three times, but the mirror is the internet and Candyman is and what.
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe:
Hair spots on a hot sunny dayToo many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveawayI saw no-hair ClairYesterday on the cutToday I saw the girl her hair was down to her buttI hope that she know, that I know it ain't realBut I wont squeal not even on AndreaKim, Shawn or MerylinnNor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twinsSomething must be doneAbout these citizensYou askwhat will I do to support my fellow man?Im proposing a billTo Capital HillTo kill all bald headed women at will
― Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)
positive energy activates constant elevation
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
i never ever ran from the ku klux klan and i shouldn't have to run from a black man cause that's self destruction
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)
do what the fuck you wanna dosay what the fuck you wanna say
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)