"Can you explain something to me? What do British people have against Simon Tong?

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...I know he's not Graham Coxon and everything, but I always sense that people hate him over there and I've never really gotten it. Maybe I'm missing something."

A non-Britisher friend wrote this in an email to me recently. I don't know how to answer him because a) I am not a real Britisher and b) I haven't come across a lot of dislike of Simon Tong — because really, who's even talking about him? Preliminary ILX research shows he is actively referred to only a handful of times, the most negative of these being that he's the "other" or "not good" Verve guitarist.

So, is my friend just imagining things or is there really some kind of nationwide anti-Tong sentiment?

salsa shark, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

better than Pete Tong...

ecuador_with_a_c, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

After him in the phonebook anyway...

snoball, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

" is there really some kind of nationwide anti-Tong sentiment?"

^ this. he's on the news every fucking night. that's what spurred the boycotts and protests.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

DONT GET ME STARTING ON FUCKING TONG!!!1!!!

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:55 (seventeen years ago)

who?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:56 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^

Exactly. I'm a Verve fan and own Gorillaz and Good, Bad, Queen records, and Simon Tong's not someone I spend any time at all ever thinking about. Your friend is bizarre.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

I've never heard of Simon Tong, but that's presumably due to the sinister British conspiracy to erase him from history.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:24 (seventeen years ago)

It's due to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett calling him Noodle.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/192931775_d7735d4b90_o.gif

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, have to go - Simon Tong effigy burning tonight and they've run short of wicker...

snoball, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)

are you the wicker man?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)

Who is this Simon Tong?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)

School mate of (The) Verve, drafted in as guitarist when McCabe went AWOL (he taught McCabe to play or something as kids), and stayed on for Urban Hymns. When they imploded he formed a shitty rock band with Simon Jones (Verve bassist), and since then has been Damon Albarn's guitar sideman in Gorillaz and Good, Bad, Queen. In some postrock band with Youth from Killing Joke too.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

Didn't he 'replace' GCoxon in Blur, as well?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)

Pivotal figure in the British cultural life then

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

School mate of (The) Verve, drafted in as guitarist when McCabe went AWOL (he taught McCabe to play or something as kids), and stayed on for Urban Hymns.

like that guy in pink floyd...

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)

Guy Pratt?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

"Can you explain something to me? What do American people have against Flea?"

dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

Not really comparable, I've heard of Flea

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Can you explain something to me? What do American people have against Mark Bryan?"

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

He played some live dates with Blur, aye.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

What was the name of his "shitty rock band"?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, have to go - Simon Tong effigy burning tonight and they've run short of wicker...

Sounds like they're keeping too many Tongs in the fire.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

I think his "shitty rock band" were called The Shining. Bad Zeppelin stuff.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

What was the name of his "shitty rock band"?

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 1:26 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THE VERVE

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

Bit slow in coming, but got there eventually

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)


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