Brian McFaddens new date-rape anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K3z_efF-I&feature=player_embedded#at=93

"i like you the way you are drunk and shit dancing at the bar i cant wait to take you home to take advantage i like you the way you are drunk and shit dancing at the bar i cant wait to take you home to do some damage"

is this for real??

and omg at the rapping

please tell me those are not the real lyrics

listen for yourself

especially at him rapping at 1.30

oh the horror

"do some damage" who wrote this, dom?

if its rhymed with peter ramage, i think we can safely asume so

Finally Ireland has its own Tyler The Creator

Not since "My Humps" has there been such a legitimate contender for worst song of all time.

http://www.metro.co.uk/music/856627-brian-mcfadden-under-fire-for-date-rape-song

word is Brian heard rape rap was big with the pitchfork kids and thought he'd go in a new direction

srsly tho i dont see the point in getting really upset -- it's not like this is accidentally scandalously, it's obviously a contrived attempt at ~controversy~ / viralbait

hope he chokes but not going to expend any more mental energy on the creep

ly

But Brian hit back at the accusations, claiming he wrote the song about fiancée Delta Goodrem.

He said: 'For the record I wrote the song about how I love it when Delta has a drink (which is very rare) and she's dancing.'

'I am shocked at these ridiculous accusations about my new song that have been written.'

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/music/856627-brian-mcfadden-under-fire-for-date-rape-song#ixzz1EzbHlogf

srsly tho i dont see the point in getting really upset

it has banjos on it and he raps about half way through!

doesn't necessarily need it's own thread does it?

think the internet will judge that for us in due course

I think the line is "drunk as shit". Otherwise it looks like a new craze of "shit dancing", whatever that may be.

And yeah, this is vile, obviously. Kind of can't even muster up any vitriol against it because it's so blatantly, awfully in your face.

Is Delta Goodrem that piano-playing girl off Neighbours?

Some have suggested the song is in fact a joke, after Brian was questioned by police for being drunk aboard a flight to Australia.

having a bit of trouble with this tbh

yeah, she is x-post

uh . . . woah

can this become the "so fucking appalled 2011" thread for worst songs?

what is this shit and who is that turd?

My God, It's Full of Shit: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011

wait did he seriously just sing Your sex comes crashing into sight / Breathing lustful thunder

This turd is a member of Westlife. "The group is the only act in British or Irish history to have their first seven singles go straight to Number 1, and they have gone on to sell over 44 million records worldwide which includes their studio, single, video, and compilation albums.

Westlife were originally signed by Simon Cowell and are currently managed by Louis Walsh. They garnered 14 number one singles in the United Kingdom, the third-highest in UK history, tying with Cliff Richard and trailing behind only Elvis Presley and The Beatles. The group has also broken a few top records, including "Music artist with most consecutive number 1's in the UK". It was officially announced by the Official Charts Company that they are the "2nd biggest selling artist" (trailing behind Robbie Williams) and "Biggest selling band of the decade" (beating Coldplay) in UK with 11 million album sales."

This country.

x-post - Former member of Brit boy band Westlife. He married a girl who was in Atomic Kitten and is famously a total wreck. They divorced and he has a solo "career" and dates some sorta famous Australian singer-songwriter/actress/cancer survivor. Also, he is Irish.

But Brian hit back at the accusations, claiming he wrote the song about fiancée Delta Goodrem.

"It's not about date rape, it's about spouse rape! GET IT RIGHT"

hoo boy this is bad

can this become the "so fucking appalled 2011" thread for worst songs?

that is the thread i took this from.

I feel like this is the first song that is really astonishingly bad enough to live up to that one's high (low) standards

(not saying the other one's illegitimate, just that afaic, this year in awful music didn't begin until today)

i can actually almost buy his explanation of the song-concept — watching someone you love get way too drunk and thinking "if it were anyone else, I'd think they were an asshole, but when you do it it's adorable" — there are def. some lyrical clunkers that make more sense as "failed sentimentality" than "failed seduction"

but still, wtf

explanation kinda undermined by single cover

haha i didn't even really look at it until now
okay dude is 100% crepe

haven't listened to the song yet but dying at this:

Your sex comes crashing into sight / Breathing lustful thunder

like seriously I don't think ILX has ever made me laugh so hard!

This is dreadful. Combines the musical stylings of Rednex and Scumford & Sons with lyrics about date rape/spousal abuse.

personally I don't think my lover's sex should behave like the Kool-Aid Man but diff'rent strokes etc

rapeford & sons?

we could make this rolling worst songs by the irish thread if you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ6V4NVZFzI&feature=related

Olive Tucker and Naomi Lynch with her brother Shane Lynch from Boyzone making an cameo appearance. And Dustin the Turkey an Irish kids show character

xp 'Hip Hop House of Horrors' - they're not kidding, are they?

this Brian McFadden song is so unremittingly awful that they might actually start playing it at my local hard rock station...

DJP cant post because he hasn't been able to get back up off the floor because he is laughing so hard at this video

I can't watch the video, I'm at work so even if it isn't blocked, I have no privacy.

we could make this rolling worst songs by the irish thread if you like

In that case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxo69Rq8sfY

Ochón, Ochón, our once proud nation.

xp Chorus:

I like you just the way you are
Drunk as shit dancing at the bar
I like it
And I can't wait to get you home
so I can do some damage

I like you just the way you are
Drunk in the back seat of my car
'cause I like it
And I can't wait to get you home
so I can take advantage

jedward at eurovision just makes me think of father ted and how the irish couldnt afford to fund hosting it so pick the worst song to make sure they dont win

'heading for a car crash' indeed

That's more responsible than hanging around there drinking and then driving them home, no?

ugh. rapiest pop song since this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlP95HVyVnw

XP Pretty sure Sinead from B*Witched works in a clothes shop in Athlone at the moment. She did a bit of TV work but i'm not sure it stuck. Lindsay's in a mediocre pop group that doesn't appear to have released anything in three years. I think Barbarellas are pretty good though.

B*Witched's debut album was superb. The second one was horrible.

super rapey songs could be a distinguished thread in its own right, but i'm pretty sure it'd make me want to kill myself.

I was kind of morbidly hoping he'd defend this with "but black rappers sing about this stuff all the time, whys it bad when I do?" but saying its a nice tune about shagging his missus is just softcock and wtf.

Is he actually rapping over the hamster dance on this?

Wait I misheard the chorus lyrics. It's not "Drunk in the back seat of my car", it's "Jump in the back seat of my car". Not that that makes the rest of the track any better or any less inexcusable.

is this on odd future

just listened to this btw & holy actual shit

is the cover meant to his mugshot following arrest for rape

*be

Clearly some pissed off graphic designer's comment on the song.

Just listened. It's like a Turquoise Jeep track without the humor.

I'm really excited about this song because it's a good chance to finally cement McFadden as the vile turd he is and destroy his fucking career once and for all.

Does he even have one, aside from being known as mister Delta Goodrem? I mean seriously.

"It's not about date rape, it's about spouse rape! GET IT RIGHT"

― DJP, Friday, February 25, 2011 10:39 AM (6 hours ago)

lolllllllllllllll

I think "Stairway to Heaven" is going to have some serious competition in the "Best song of all time" charts. Finally 2pac can rest in peace as his successor has finally come forward, the best rapper of all time, Brian "the fat one from Weshtlife" McFadden
robrieguez1 1 day ago 25

Does he even have one, aside from being known as mister Delta Goodrem? I mean seriously.

― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Saturday, 26 February 2011 10:54 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah that gay-bashing venture didn't really work out for him hey

i hope delta doesnt go the same way as his last missus

btw "C'est la vie" is an awesome song.

did you do the riverdance bit as a young abbott?

what a ****er. if i ever see YOU in a bar trashed, well i wont rape you cos im not a sexist cunt like you but might give you a big smack
therocpd 1 hour ago

heaven knows how offensive that censored word is considering it's worse than 'cunt'.

The 'rap' in the middle makes Vanilla Ice sound like Ice T.

i literally cannot bring myself to play this.

oh go on

I think the line is "drunk as shit". Otherwise it looks like a new craze of "shit dancing", whatever that may be.

<3 this

I got as far as the banjos right at the start and wanted to rip my own ears off (I know it morphs into a shitty dance number after that tho)

shit dancing is like crabcore iirc

crapcore?

Chubby Checker has been sampled on the song Lets Dump Again (Like We Did Last summer) its the new craze as seen on oprah

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/beegeman6969/CRABCORE.gif

Do you guys have Japanese toilets or something? Bcz that isn't really the position anyone I know sits in when taking a dump.

xp that particular move is called 'laying a pipe'

"raped her??? I MARRIED HER!"

shit dancing with tears in my eyes
weeping for the memory of a life gone by

lol!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PtjAaI_3EWE/RnVpv4uA3qI/AAAAAAAAAU4/z4ka256Z0FI/s400/ItunesPromoDanceTonight.jpg
Everybody gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna shit alright

Former member of Brit boy band Westlife

The Irish traditionally get huffy when the British take credit for cultural phenomena that actually originated in Ireland, but in this instance they're welcome to them.

You do realise that he lives down here now, he's become one of us.

He should have titled it "its cool bro the slut was asking for it", however.

At least Ireland now has a backup Eurovision entry in case Jedward get disqualified for being too good.

hold me closer, shit dancer
count the peanuts in the bowl

wow ok I'm really sorry about that one

Sorry seems to be the hardest turd...

It's like the Charlie Sheen of singles.

I always had a certain level of respect for ol' Brian, after that song he did about how he wasn't bothered about fame, riches and women and was bothered about his woife and kid, that was "That's what's real to me, actually, pointedly, right?", about a month before he blew off his wife and kid and nicked off with Delta Goodren.

A true 'everyman' anthem that he included himself out of.

Then recorded "Irish Son" and promptly left ireland for good right?

So what ur saying is that proceeds from this will be donated to womens shelters?

http://www.oxygenpr.co.uk/Images/oxygen-logo-2.jpg

Generating controversy for washed-up old losers no one cares about since 2001.

Publicity of Oxygen?

is that related to Oxygen the women's television network?