Shittiest Ska Bands Names Ever (or Total Skrap):

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In montreal they're are some shitty ska bands with very shitty names:
alaSKA, 2 stoned 2 skank, les skalcoholiques, funky brasSKA...

these names totally suck but i can think of worse:
Fuck Skathority
Bryan Skadams
Ska-rotum
Skin Doctors (all ska spin doctors cover band)

what are some good (ie bad) ones that are real (or at least should be)

― ddd, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

amanskattaeat

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

skazeltov

― Steph (Steph), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The Skas.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Skank-Skunks!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

mestaskaphiles

― mike (ro)bott, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Skassholes.

(sorry)

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

HOOBASTANK

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I've Been Driving In My Ska

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Skak off you Skanking Skat

Skankers With Skattitude (SWS)

― sf, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Skass n Titties

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Skantidestablishmentarisim

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Skanobasswithmyheadman

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:35 (twenty-three years ago)

The Cheesy Peet-Ska's
Mustard Plug

― mt, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Simon & Skafunkel

― andy, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Ska-Na-Na - 50s songs done ska style.
Polska - Polka done ska style. (First LP is called Kielbasa.)

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Skantum Leap featuring Skatt Bakuska.

― Jay Kirsch, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Real: Skankin' Pickles (I remember likeing them in the day)
Should be real: Skaleen Dion

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone heard any Japanese Ska? I keep seeing compilations on eBay and am mildly kurious...

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

My ska band will be called:

Skarpe Diem

― Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

there's actually a bar-band in my neck of the woods called Skanatra. 'Cause this is Frankie's hometown and they play ska.

Get it? Good.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

or more accurately, ska covers of Sinatra songs.

you just wanna come to Hoboken knowing that info, now don't all y'all?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

It's also the home of baseball! Is there a band called Skalexander Cartwright?

― Jody Beth Rosen, Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Skanereal Disease
I shit you not.

― Steph (Steph), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

don't give 'em any ideas, Ms. Rosen. it's bad enough having Skanatra around.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

oh yeah, Weehawken (next door to Hoboken) is where Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton to death in a duel (there's even a memorial on the spot, so you know it's true!)

therefore, i propose that some bad Weehawken bar-band should call themselves Skalexander Hamilton (but y'all saw that shit comin')

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm passing around a petition to get the name of Hoboken's most famous music venue changed to "Skankwell's."

― Jody Beth Rosen, Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudie-mentary, My Dear Watson.

(They all wear deerstalker hats)

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 10 October 2002 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

nine months pass...

I just saw a local bill featuring a band called:

Oskama Bin Laden

― Al (sitcom), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You are planning on going to that show and killing them all, I trust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Skaline Dion

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I have to kill you! Jeez Louise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, now I saw another bill where the name's been amended to:

Oskama Bin Laden & the Jihad Jammers

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Baker-Style Skarf
Mixu Skaatelainen
Skasky & Hutch
Big Stinky Skart
A Ska A Day Helps You Work Rest & Play
Ska Of The Antarctic
Skas In Their Eyes
Where Has Ska Bin Sin Ah Saw Thee
Where In The World Is Skamen Sandiego
Skatick Thistle 3, Skaberdeen 3

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

skandelous

― gina, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Skarctic Monkeys

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

there was a band round here called skawabunga.

― Emily B (Emily B), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Kris KriSKAfferson

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, good one!

I think I posted this on another thread, but:

The Philoskaphers
feat. Skacrates - guitar/vox
Emanuel Skant - bass

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, good one!

I think I posted this on another thread, but:

The Philoskaphers
feat. Skacrates - guitar/vox
Emanuel Skant - bass
Wittgenska - drums
Skatrand Russell - tenor sax
Skadrillard - alto sax
Ariskatle - trumpet
Skanoza - trombone

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Manager's Choice

― ratty, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

why did this thread get revived?
anyways:

acidtude

― ddd, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

I once dated a guy in a band called the Skalutations.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

The Referee's A Skanker

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:49 (twenty years ago)

Skank Anansie would be might worst nightmare ever.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:49 (twenty years ago)

I always thought The Potato Five was a crap name. Great band though

― dr x o'skeleton, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Jay Lesser made up a good bad fake ska band name:

Battle-ska Galacti-ska

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

skahatska skandhi

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

BLACK SKABBATH

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Skautechre

― Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

skaskank skademption

― stinkee, Thursday, 16 August 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

Matador records edition

Skande Rudehead
Skagwai
Belle and Skabastian
Skanic Youth

― mbvgz (how's life), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

Is Ska-rotum (from the OP) real? Because holy hell I'm still laughing.

― Nataly Dawn's echoey swamp sound (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

The Skarsoles
http://theskarsoles.bandcamp.com/

An actual Ska band from Greenock/Glasgow.

― NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Saturday, 9 February 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

skarotum is real!

― sleepingsignal, Saturday, 9 February 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Just got a press release for a band named Mrs Skannotto. Think that counts for this thread.

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

LCD Skasystem

― how's life, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

Skascenseur pour L'Echafaud

― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

Skamon Duul II

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

Mingus Ska Um

― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

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