Least sexy band ever

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From a musical point of view, not an aesthetic one.

My vote goes to The Levellers. I mean... could you imagine?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Half Japanese. Most things Jad Fair come to think of it. Some of it's great but just not sexy.

― Claire (Claire Miccio), Sunday, 13 October 2002 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Spice Girls?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 13 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

sound wise? looks wise? or combined?

Westlife and Will Young appear and sound deeeply unsexy...obv. maybe young girls and some gay guys are feeling it but...are they? who are these people?

also looks wise - Chemical Brothers and other geeky knob-twiddlers i guess, tho the Chems make some sexy grooves

― blueski, Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad.

― Mark (MarkR), Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

GG Allin & the Scumfucs

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.moreheep.com/lineup71.jpg

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a three-way tie between Edgar Broughton Band, REO Speedwagon, and Color Me Badd.

― Andy K (Andy K), Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, musical -- FUCK. That changes things considerably. REO Speedwagon stays.

― Andy K (Andy K), Sunday, 13 October 2002 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

oooooo Lynrd Skynrd. Egad.

― Claire (Claire Miccio), Sunday, 13 October 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

bachman turner overdrive

the swans...eeewwwwww

― mike (ro)bott, Sunday, 13 October 2002 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Skrewdriver

― Manny Parsons (Rahul Kamath), Monday, 14 October 2002 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Poison Idea. Or maybe Loggins & Messina.

― Douglas, Monday, 14 October 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Early Swans anyway--their later stuff was kinda pretty.

The same goes for the first few Black Dice seven-inches on Gravity, Tapes and Vermiform. Utterly unattractive and unredeeming music.

― Ian Johnson, Monday, 14 October 2002 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know about musically or aesthetically, but as far as the name goes, Bloodfart wins hands down.

― Kenan, Monday, 14 October 2002 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

The Strokes. End of story.

― kate, Monday, 14 October 2002 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Could it be the Little River Band?

http://www.birtles.com/site%20images/reunionlineup.jpg

keith

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

They might be Giants?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Supertramp. No competition. Even GG Allin and Skrewdriver probably had perverse groupies, and there must be at least one couple out there for whom the LRB's "Reminiscing" means something...

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Negativland

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 October 2002 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

hanson

― g (graysonlane), Monday, 14 October 2002 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.spitfirerecords.com/images/Crowbar-Group.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 14 October 2002 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

King Crimson (all incarnations + toya)

― el wanko, Monday, 14 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't imagine anyone wanting to have sex to the Barenaked Ladies.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 October 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

how did i forget kansas ?

or will oldham ?

― mike (ro)bott, Monday, 14 October 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Moxy Fruvous? Phish?

― Jody Beth Rosen, Monday, 14 October 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Canned Heat or the Counting Crows

― G. Turkington, Friday, 18 October 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

hey are you gregg turkington?

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Friday, 18 October 2002 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha as soon as I saw this thread I was gonna say Crowbar!

― charlie va (charlie va), Saturday, 19 October 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Hootie.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 October 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Is the Hootie nomination assuming that the Blowfish are somewhat sexy? I'd like to cross-examine, if this is the case.

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 19 October 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Aztec Two Step

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh HELL no... It's just THAT hard to bring myself to type the words "and the Blowfish". Arrgghhh..

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Either

A) The Kids of Widney High (www.kidsofwidneyhigh.com)

B)
Wesley Willis.

Maybe even 80's christian rock band Stryper.

― David Allen, Saturday, 19 October 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Wire

― dave q, Sunday, 20 October 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Re: Uriah Heep

Though surely their song "Love Machine" is sexy times 1000?

― Joe (Joe), Sunday, 20 October 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

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