I hate going to the bathroom

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I'm new here and yes I am blushing as I type....But am I the only one who hates going to the toilet? It just takes so LONG, you could be doing something important and then BAM!, sorry, hold everything, I need the, uh, loo (this is the correct british euphemism I hope). It's a timewaster! Not that wasting time isn't nice, but I'd like to be doing it when I want to, not because I'll EXPLODE if I don't. Could we do away with this somehow? What with all the progress these young 'uns are making nowadays.

― mirja bozart, Monday, 13 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

bathroom is such a dumm euphemism. i hate it. but going to the toilet is quite nice, i like the sense of relief it brings.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 13 January 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Take a book. Or the phone.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah...but is it friendly to speak to someone on the phone whilst...um...letting one rip? And I agree, it does bring a sense of relief, but it 's the part before that I hate.

― mirja, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I take the phone to the toilet all the time. Andrew doesn't mind.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I dig it baby

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

get on AIM NOW, dammit!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 16 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

We should have matter transporters that would transfer everything right from your ass to the "loo".

― The new Sean M. Hall (Piano Man), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

bathroom is such a dumm euphemism. i hate it

Agreed.
Suggested replacements:
I'm going to expunge waste material into the designated contraption.
Excuse me gentleman, I must go and shoot out this steaming hot poo developing within me.

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i love to poo

― webber (webber), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

i absolutley smegging hate the term 'loo' it makes me cringe,it's absolutely bleak.and the way the yanks use the term 'bathroom' do 'bathrooms' in restaurantsn have baths in them?! NO! what the hell's wrong with 'toilet'? damit.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry, I'll moderate for once!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Um I did, actually. Just practising. Hope that was Ok, J

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

my gramma used to say tinkle or piddle.. i liked those.. do you have to go piddle? i need to tinkle grams... i had those frilly underwear.. so that my dress would look poofy on the bum... why did they make me wear those?? i hate the way some parents dress their kids.. especially in daycare/childcare settings: "i saw that billy has DAYCARE (glup) clothes on, what happened to his gap sweater and his roots pants?" "oh, he was creativly expressing himself in the art center and was very involved in the sensory experience of mixing paints, he learned that if he mixed blue and red together it makes purple. fantastic cognitive skills" "well, can you make sure that he doesn't play in the paints if he is going to get dirty?" fucking parents sometimes..

― saaboo smooth (saaboo smooth), Sunday, 23 March 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

wow what the fuck did that have anything to do with the bathroom?

― allie sharkey, Sunday, 2 January 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

me 2

― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

ridiculous awesome shit that you dislike?

― north sea jazz dit weekend (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

; )

― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

hold it and stfu?

― молодых нижн&#, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

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