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Miss Laura inspired a question for me and it goes a little something like this:
Who would YOU like to see roll down a hill in a barrel full of rusty nails??
I'll start:
1.) Avril Lavigne
2.) Saddam Insane
3.) Osama Your Mommma
4.) The entire cast of "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter" (except for Katie Seagal, her "Married With..." work redeems her)
5.) Freddie Prinze Jr.
6.) Anyone affiliated with the FOX network
7.) Puff Daddy
8.) The Evan guy from Joe Millionaire
9.) Actually, every reality series participator
10.)Michael Jordan

lola falana (lola falana), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, but i like evan from the millionare show. he is stupid but sweet. maybe this proves how american i really am.

rebekah, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

avril is kind of cute too

rebekah, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

So's Osama

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

And Stalin!

Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://lollers.netfirms.com/avril2.jpg

webber (webber), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Why Jordan?

Chief 2 Tone (Chief 2 Tone), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

WHY ISN'T GEORGE BUSH ON YOUR LIST?

di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Cause Jordan is a fucking washed up sell out has been. He sucks ass.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 27 February 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

And because (no matter how fucked up he is) George Bush is the leader of this country, and if you don't like our gov't. or the way things run, you can get the fuck out. I cant stand people who fucking complain about our nation. Id like to see you get on the front line with a gun and defend it, you pansy ass.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 27 February 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

A. Jordan has a whole lot of heart to come back as an old man and still to be able to beat the new kids on the block. Ho loves the game.

and

B. The whole idea of a democracy is for the people to have a say in the way the country is run. Or, am I wrong and the United States is actuallty some sort of dictator run state? I dislike George Bush's policies and the way he runs the country, and I, too, wish for him to be rolled down a hill in a barrel full of nails. But, in a nice way.

Chief 2 Tone (Chief 2 Tone), Thursday, 27 February 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

RAWR HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY RETARDED LEADER I ANGRY HULK SMASH

webber (webber), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

also, not many people here are from america.

webber (webber), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

also, not many people here are from america.

Even more reasonfor them to shut the hell up. And yes we are a democracy, so I am saying what I feel, if you don't like our country, then go out and do something about it. All people do is bitch because it's easy. You people annoy the shit out of me.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

p.s. Jordan still sucks ass.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Even more reasonfor them to shut the hell up."

why

webber (webber), Thursday, 27 February 2003 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Id like to see you get on the front line with a gun and defend it, you pansy ass.

I'd like to see George Bush doing this! The PANSY ASS!

Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Thursday, 27 February 2003 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

if you don't like our country, then go out and do something about it.

okay, one hijacked plane headed straight for you baby!

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 27 February 2003 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

That was nice

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 27 February 2003 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

yes well at least then i won't be annoying the shit out of her anymore.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 27 February 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Even more reasonfor them to shut the hell up

If Pres. Bush2 considers himself the “Leader of the Free World,” that inherently gives them the right to question his policies.

if you don't like our gov't. or the way things run, you can get the fuck out. I cant stand people who fucking complain about our nation.

It is the duty of citizens of a democracy to look for ways to improve their country. Criticizing bad policy does not imply un-Americanism— quite the opposite. The implication that criticism of policy is unpatriotic is in itself unpatriotic. Complacency leads to decadence.

Id like to see you get on the front line with a gun and defend it, you pansy ass.

And attacking an already defeated country construes defending it in what way?

I notice that your list is 80% pop culture figures. I think you need to spend less time reading Teen People and more time reading Foreign Affairs.

No One (SiggyBaby), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, one hijacked plane headed straight for you baby!

How mature. The point I was trying to make was how people are always quick to criticize...but funny...no one does a damn thing...someone mentioned how its our duty as a democracy to continue to find faults in our contry and look for ways to improve it. You are half right. We can find faults...but are we doing anything about them? Whens the last time you attended any sort of meeting and gave your input? Do you vote ALWAYS? Do you writer your congressman?? I highly doubt it. And as for Bush going out to fight personally, get real guys, he's the fucking president.

Lola Falana, Friday, 28 February 2003 02:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i am lola falana

di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

No. It is I who am Lola Falana

Lola Falana, Friday, 28 February 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do you vote ALWAYS?"

i find it likely that if al gore was president right now, he would also be advocating war with nations such as iraq. if you happen to be anti-war, voting would do nothing to change the situation. therefore voting is irrelevant.

"And as for Bush going out to fight personally, get real guys, he's the fucking president."

NO I AM THE PRESIDENT

webber (webber), Friday, 28 February 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

No I am not anti war, and I didnt mean voting for this particular thing...I meant voting in general. No shit voting isn't going to change whether or not we have a war. You guys crack me up.

Lola Falana, Friday, 28 February 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

so wait, if bush and gore are going to implement the same policies why does it matter whether people vote or not?

webber (webber), Friday, 28 February 2003 07:16 (twenty-three years ago)

it's easiest to critize, & difficult to do much else, because what is there to do? besides vote, which doesn't help much anyway, because of the electoral college. and a lot of americans actually voice their opposition to the war, but of course they can't really DO anything. ultimately they *no* say whatsoever in whether or not america goes to war.

rebekah, Friday, 28 February 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, criticize is hard to spell. is that even correct? this spelling nonsense drastically undermines my point.

rebekah, Friday, 28 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

someone mentioned how its our duty as a democracy to continue to find faults in our contry (sic) ...

Partially correct, I said look for improvement.


Whens (sic) the last time you attended any sort of meeting and gave your input?

Sunday February 16

Do you vote ALWAYS?

Yep, even last Tuesday.

Do you writer (sic) your congressman??

Even better, I’ve been involved in lobbying (although I am not a lobbyist).

No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Now that I’ve answered your questions, how about answering mine? Here it is again—

Attacking an already defeated country construes defending it in what way?

No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Thats opinion.

Lola Falana, Saturday, 1 March 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

elaborate.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 1 March 2003 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Attacking an already defeated country construes defending it in what way?

This is vague, but it obviously states an opinion. We're not ATTACKING anybody...if some dumbass was hiding bombs from us so they can use them at a later date AGAINST us, I'd want their asses blown up too. Again, THATS OPINION (something we're all entitled to). Sooooo, instead of just trying to prove me wrong, and getting in a huge political debate to make yourselves feel better because no one listened to you as a child, why not just DROP IT, and move on to the rest of this thread which was supposed to be FUN. Where were you last nite (Friday)??? I was out having a life...I hope this thread and proving yourself "right" doesn't occupy too much of your time.

Lola Falana, Saturday, 1 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

OH SNAP

webber (webber), Saturday, 1 March 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

as they say in The Ghetto, "booya"

rebekah, Sunday, 2 March 2003 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

We're not ATTACKING anybody

Not yet, but we’re threatening to.

if some dumbass was hiding bombs from us so they can use them at a later date AGAINST us, I'd want their asses blown up too.

Like Russia, North Korea, Georgia, Kazahkstan, India, Pakistan, etc.?

instead of just trying to prove me wrong, and getting in a huge political debate to make yourselves feel better because no one listened to you as a child, why not just DROP IT

Uh, you started it (did not) did to (did not) did to.

move on to the rest of this thread which was supposed to be FUN.

You don’t find political debate fun? I do.

because no one listened to you as a child

You forgot ‘wasn’t breast-fed.’

Where were you last nite (Friday)???

I had a quiet evening with my wife and son. We had a roasted chicken and I had a glass of very nice port.

I hope this thread and proving yourself "right" doesn't occupy too much of your time.

Thanks for the sentiment. And no, it doesn’t.

No One (SiggyBaby), Monday, 3 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Who would YOU like to see roll down a hill in a barrel full of rusty nails??

1. OBL
2. Bush2
3. Faith Hill (I know, pop culture)
4. John Ashcroft
5. Roche Labs
6. SEC

No One (SiggyBaby), Monday, 3 March 2003 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

faith hill???? she's too hot to be wasted in such cruel manner.

rebekah, Monday, 3 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ever hear her sing sans Antares Pitch-Corrector?

No One (SiggyBaby), Monday, 3 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, and i think she sounds awful, but yknow, the prettiness must NOT be ruined

rebekah, Tuesday, 4 March 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Agreed. No pretty people down the hill. Here's an idea: No One is now the latest participant of my barrel rolling fun. Dude, you annoy the shit out of me...and you aren't even pop culture.

Lola Falana, Tuesday, 4 March 2003 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh but what if he's foxy?

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, you annoy the shit out of me

That’s what I’ve been trying to do.

... and you aren't even pop culture

(Probably the biggest compliment I’ve gotten this week.)

No pretty people down the hill.
Oh but what if he's foxy?

I am better looking than Evan, so I’m naturally precluded, eh?

No One (SiggyBaby), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

what's wrong with pop culture?

webber (webber), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing is wrong with pop culture...its just that everyone responding to my original question seems to hate it. I love it. I'm a huge pop culture fan it has a lot to do with the way our country is shaped. I love looking at old stuff from the 1800s thru to today to see how far our country has come with fads and entertainment... etc. anyone who disses it truly is a pathetic asshole.

Lola Falana, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...
I could jump into this verbal mosh pit of political husah-fudge, but I don't have the energy to try and teach donkey's to tap dance... and I think the stubborn mentality I would encounter is on the same level... but who I am to talk. I'm the head Jackass!

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 22 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

surely if he hates the country and 'government' he wouldn't put his ass on the line to defend it?

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

2.) Saddam Insane

How clever! your a comedic genius!

10.)Michael Jordan

I knew there was a good reason for me not to like you.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't trying to be funny asshole. ...and sorry for "dissing" your childhood star, Michael Jordan... SORRY FOR HAVING AN OPINION. Ass.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and you forgot to make fum of me for the "Osama Your Momma" one too. I think it's really sad that you have nothing better to do than to put EVERYONE else down. You never put down people's opinions, just their character. You don't know me... so why not try something new for a change and oh...I don't know... come up with a solid point or fact against my thoughts instead of just knocking on me all the time... cause I mean, seriously... I got to bed crying at night over the things you say to me and I don't know how much more of it I can take. Please show some compassion.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Weren't you the one who said that if someone doesn't have an original opinion they should STFU? The people you named have been made fun of so much that even Jay Leno thinks it's played out.
How am I supposed to come up w/solid facts about some opinion you posted? "yes, I've done some research and it appears that Avril Lavigne should not be rolled down a hill in a barrell full of rusty nails".

Why am I not surprised that in your mind 'EVERYONE' consists entirely of 'you'?
I think its sad that you think I do nothing but post here.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

You never put down people's opinions, just their character

WERE YOU JUST FUCKING HATCHED FROM AN EGG?? Did you just COMPLETELY sleep through every fucking high school class you ever had? How dare you make a statement as hackeneyed as this. I'll admit, I really don't care for the guy either, but to blame the fucking economy on him is just so third grade. Are you mad? WE control what this country does financially, you stupid fuck. No ONE person can fucking ruin the economy. You make such a general statement as "he's ging to get us all killed because he's such a stupid fuck." How much more general can you fucking be man? WHY is he a stupid fuck? What the FUCK has he done TO YOU? Do you invest in the stock market? I high;y doubt it...do you even fucking know how anything works? You need to rewrite your opinions, because at this point, your piddly ass little statement sounds like regurgitated crap that some fucking hippie fed you, only you can't remember any of the good parts so you make fucking generalized statements and hope no one pays much attention. You stupid fuck.

-- Lola Falana

You damn hippie.
-- Lola Falana (dds...)

I doubt it, you are just like every other ignorant person who is complaining cause it makes them look cool and smart.

Get a life. Damn hippies
-- Lola Falana (sdf...)
If it's anyone who deserves to be called SEAN HANNITY... that's you sweety. You hate hearing you are wrong or that we might disagree with you. Get over yourself and go back to yelling at MSNBC while you whank.
-- Lola Falana (fs...)

...go finish whanking to the syndicated reruns.
-- Lola Falana (df...)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Well... you sure spent a lot of time on that little research project didnt you? Ok. You win. You are just... THAT much better than I. I'm going to hang my head forever knowing that I was put in my place by some online freak that I don't know. Dude. You are way to full of spite and you take this shit way too seriously...as for the first post... about the President...he just threw out regurgitated statements that I'm sure he heard his mommy and daddy talk about over breakfast... and hoped no one paid too much attention. You pretty much do the same thing. If people are going to go through the trouble of posting something... why not actually say something other than "he's ruining the economy and he;s going to get us all killed". We both know that that is a load of shit. Get over yourself. You don't know me. You don't know how I feel about things or deal with things in my life, so don't sit here and say that shit goes over my head and I'm funny in a "look at that bum eating his shoe" sort of way... cause that's just crap. I told you to go whank to reruns because you were acting like a little 13 year old about it. Sorry if I offended you...but seriously...this is done. i can't stand you and you can't stand me...so drop it. You're wasting my time...and everyone else's.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No not just for some but for everyone.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

you sure spent a lot of time on that little research project didnt you?

Hah! Saw that response coming a mile away...it took me literally 2 minutes.

oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay. I'm dropping it...now. You're an ass, and we'll leave it at that.

Lola Falana, Friday, 4 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

And you're the King of All Assess whom I pray to every night, and we'll leave it at that.

oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Kick ass.

Lola Falana, Friday, 4 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

1) guy at cd store in mall when i was a teenager
2) hacker who hacked my myspace
3) dickhead from Sprint customer service who gave me a fake number for the "corporate office"
4) kenan
5) Sean Hannity
6) new boss
7) old boss
8) mind of mencia guy
9) nancy grace
10) guy selling minifridge on craigslist

gr8080, Friday, 31 August 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

A caravan of "jingle trucks," so ...

Heave Ho, Saturday, 1 September 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)


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