I hate chronic headaches

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I hate it when you can't sleep and your head starts/stops ringing and pounding uncontollably like an alarm clock in the hands of a sadistic monkey running through your house. You take a pill, you lie down, you listen to music, you read, you have a drink, you smoke a cigarette , you exercise, you wank, you take a shower, but there is still A FUCKING MONKEY laughing his furry monkey balls off at you as you rub your sore eyes, and pray for a quick, painless death. Maybe involving drowning in J-ello while surrounded by swimsuit models. Just an idea.

Any advice? Anyone who knows what I'm talking about?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

my head hurts

― webber (webber), Friday, 14 March 2003 07:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope it's not from reading my messsage.... damn that monkey!

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 14 March 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

if it takes over like a whole half of your head and stops you moving it's a migrain, i get them too:/ but there should be some sort of special stuff, like super paracetamols, heard of 'migreave' ? or something like that. or alternativley you could blow your head off, my prefered option, just need a means:| bleh:| neways:s feel better:s

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 17 March 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

migreave... is that like heroin? lol

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 17 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

lol? don't think so...although that might work and put you to sleep a bit and or release the pain?:/:s

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 17 March 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i never get headaches from smoking da chronic, dawg.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 March 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Word G... but I've gotten headaches from too much of that shit, yo... so now I'm clean, keepin' it real... pizz-eace

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

you musta been smokin' da schwag, homey.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fair enough:/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, I got headaches from smoking the dank or the schwag... maybe it was the vodka chasers that usually accompanied it....

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

vodka isn't supposed to give you a headache/hangover, unless it was impurified or something

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

if mixed with beer and or whatever then it absolutely fists you though:S:(

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

that would be the 'impurification' I was speking about.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I was speaking about it, not speking.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugh... for a while, when I got sick of always blowing money on expensive shit like Grey Goose I tried getting the god awful cheap Vodka like Skoal and that would give me a headache with or without the weed. That shit was about as tasty as woodgrain alcohol, and it gave me and my roommate headaches but we would keep taking shots in the hopes that we would eventually reach the point where the headache would go away...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

headaches are no fun! i used to get migrains so bad that they would last a few days. i would have to be in a very dark, very quiet room with a cold cloth and popping tylonal (sp?) every few hours. now tylonal doesn't work.. i tried tylonal one for a while (ask the pharmacist) but that stopped working after a few weeks.. i am on to advil migrain strength but it isn't the best either.. my dr. isn't big on giving me meds.. he just says "you need to sleep more, relax and get some more exercise".. i have no more time in my day to get any more excercise than the 1/2 hour of walking to my campus and then back home.. if i had more time, maybe i would relax and sleep more.. but i work, go to school, do home work/assingments/projects/essays and fundraise to go to jamaica to teach.. there are only 24h in a day.. :(

― saaboo smooth (saaboo smooth), Sunday, 23 March 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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