i hate needing to go to the toilet

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i suppose if i didn't though, i'd have a textbook kidney blowout, that'd suck. stupid beer gets in the way of my grand plan to revive threads.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like the way the toilet's at the other end of the house and I'm too lazy to walk down there. I do eventually though.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry plants outside my door

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and sorry Little Cat that one time too

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah you deserved it, leave Sheena alone!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Little Cat will Google for himself anytime soon, he might be embarrassed if people find out about that

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the worst is waking up in the middle of the night and having to go. and its warm in your bed but its really cold outside it, but you HAVE to go cos otherwise you won't be able to get back to sleep.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

it'd be a bladder blowout:P kidnies merely "make" the urine, details i can't be arsed going into, but the bladder stores it:D :/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Saturday, 15 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks jonathan! actually i was quoting the simpsons.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 16 November 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't see why people get so excited about winning the lottery. Taking a piss when you really need one is the biggest thrill in the world."
- Bernard Sumner, New Order, 2000

― Schwingung (Damian), Sunday, 16 November 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate not needing to go to the toilet

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 17 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate it when you don't need to go to the toilet but you do anyway cos you're having coffee/dinner/drinks with someone and you've run out of things to say or they're being annoying or it's otherwise uncomfortable, so anyway you go to the toilet just to get away for a bit. Actually going to the toilet isn't actually an option, you really don't need to go, but once you're in there you have to do something to kill time so maybe you wash your hands or just stand around, but then some guy comes in and they give you a funny look like, what are you doing hanging around in here, and you have the choice of continuing to hang around in the toilet and being creepy or returning to your table after a ridiculously short period of time.
That's what I hate.

― Minty (Minty), Monday, 17 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry lady:/ i shall blame the simpsons for the lack of accuracy:D we had to dissect a kidney the other week, stank rancid and was all hard inside past the medulla:S:S;/;/ TASTY, YOU COULD FEEL THE SCALPEL STRUGGLE AS IT TRIED TO CUT IT'S WAY THROUGH THE TISSUE. MMMMMMM!!!!

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 17 November 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate having to go and then not being able to... like when someone is watching. lol

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

haha yeah i know what you mean:s having to wait fo a cubicle is a nightmare sometimes:/ hah, and even if people are talking loudly or something outside the cubicle i still can't go:| hah. dismal.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had dudes jacking off in the stall next to mine to my attempts to take a poo, THAT is some pressure, I tell you what

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think it'd be hard to take a dump with people in other cubicles, just i'd never try it:/ don't trust public/college toilets et >:|

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i never bother waiting for a cubicle, if there isn't a ladies free then i use the mens. whether the urinals are occupied or not.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 20 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I've used the womens' before, rock on

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 20 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't remember why, tho. It was at work, they were always empty...

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 20 November 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I used the mens at the La Gonda arcade a few times, but only at night.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 20 November 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

omg auckland has a La Gonda? in oamaru, lagonda is the name of the bogan tea rooms.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 20 November 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! It's where Crawlspace was.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 20 November 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Crawlspace is in who's rectum?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

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